c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · CatLikeLemming@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 25 Sep 2026 17:29 Uma Elysium Rule check post at origin Disco Elysium could definitely use more horse racing, and Umamusume could use some better dialogue, so…
Inland Empire: There’s something there, in those curves, you see the long flowing mane down her shoulders, it begins to remind you a bit of her…
Pain Threshold: STOP! We’ve been down this road before, you don’t like where it goes
[Perception - 10, medium] - See if you can make out Ms. Week in the pack
[Volition - 13, Formidable] - Leave this den of sin before it drags you deeper into the muck
Perception: As they go into the first turn you make her out again, her long strides gaining on the leader
Shivers: But as you see her lean into the turn and you feel the crowd hold their breath and just momentarily there’s something Special about her
Suggestion: Why don’t you go to the stables after this and show her that carrot you’ve got in your-
Logic: You CANNOT. FUCK. THE HORSE.
Electrochemistry, what have you done with the real Suggestion?!?
Not with that attitude