c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 29 Sep 2026 20:37 Susrulecious check post at origin
I can’t believe someone buried 49 gold bars over here!
Where did they even get 43 gold bars in the first place?
Oh well, I better go turn these 38 gold bars in to the police.
Police: o thx for the 13 gold bars!
Police: Hey, chief! Someone just handed in 8 gold bars!
Police chief to the press: The young man turned in 3 gold bars to us, what an example
Press: Nothing to report.
Audience: Honey, they stole 3 gold bars from local pd.