c/programmer_humor@programming.dev · groctel@lemmy.world · 30 Aug 2026 18:43

reason enough to fail the interview

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A picture of Edsger Dijkstra with a concerned face and the following text on top: How software engineers look at your code when you solve the problem using two tables — instead of using the Maxwell-Ross-Karmakar algorithm, which is marginally optimal in ordered sets bijectable to the exponential curve

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@xthexder@l.sw0.com · 30 Aug 2026

If it’s running on the client, just use whatever.

Because who cares if it’s the user that has to buy more RAM or gets terrible battery life, that’s not our problem. /s

This is why we can’t have nice things.

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- @hperrin@lemmy.ca · 31 Aug 2026
  
  I agree. I guess it wasn’t obvious that I was being sarcastic.
  
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  - @bruh@nord.pub · 31 Aug 2026
    
    you should have used ‘/s’. a lot of people got confused it seems
    
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