c/transmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone · TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 Sep 2026 12:14

would you?!

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@TheGingerNut@piefed.blahaj.zone · 6d ago

Presses button. Teleports to the moon. “Whelp, that tracks I guess”. Dies of asphyxiation.

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- @Neptr@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6d ago
  
  … by choking on a shark
  
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  - @Shipgirlboy@sh.itjust.works · 6d ago
    
    Fun fact: Male sharks have two penises.
    
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    - @Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6d ago
      
      Took me a second
      
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- @snoons@piefed.ca · 6d ago
  
  I’d be fine. My ideal body is an interstellar spaceship with at least one toaster oven.
  
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