@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
MinnesotaGoddam
I’ve been awake for too many hours and probably nothing I post right now should be considered a reasonable take
member since 27 Jun 2023 02:32
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on An Ode to Joy in c/europe@feddit.org · 4h ago
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on Microsoft patent describes in-game advertising triggered by boss fights, loading screens, and cutscenes in c/games@lemmy.world · 3d ago
Not Fafe Sor Uggos
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on Microsoft patent describes in-game advertising triggered by boss fights, loading screens, and cutscenes in c/games@lemmy.world · 3d ago
There was Prototype, which experimented with in game ads a while back. They sold ads on the billboards in NYC in the game. They seemed less obtrusive
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on Microsoft patent describes in-game advertising triggered by boss fights, loading screens, and cutscenes in c/games@lemmy.world · 3d ago
Get? Use an old phone
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on ah yes in c/animemes@ani.social · 3d ago
I dunno. You sound kinda like hamas over there.
I’m just on a list because I was raving about our local hummus guy and apparently I smoked too much and had a lisp.
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on ah yes in c/animemes@ani.social · 4d ago
If society scales back that much, who will make the good enchiladas? We might have to go back to the mediocre enchiladas of the 1980s.
Do you really want to give up enchiladas
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on ah yes in c/animemes@ani.social · 4d ago
What about people who make fun of my farts
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on Your Computer Might Demand Your Age Soon, No Matter Where You Live in c/privacy@lemmy.ml · 17 Sep 2026
My work programs from back when I was in accounting, uh, none of them work on Linux. They haven’t even started working on Linux versions.
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on Your Computer Might Demand Your Age Soon, No Matter Where You Live in c/privacy@lemmy.ml · 17 Sep 2026
All tech?
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on you can make a difference in c/transmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 Sep 2026
it’s not my herb garden it’s my spice garden. i grow peppers and herbs and apparently subshrubs (i tried to say that twice fast and pulled a brain muscle just a warning) in it.
my herb garden has Herbie (short for Herbert), her twin sister Reginald, and their nieces Churro and Estelle (my wife insisted on naming one you'll never guess which).
it was Reginald
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on you can make a difference in c/transmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 Sep 2026
we’re going to find out in one of these games and it’s going to be todd’s giant floating head
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on sorry what was I talking about? in c/femcelmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 Sep 2026
“I thought Europe was a planet” might be a joke I add to me repertoire
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on This is the back of my 10" Mini server rack -- Custom made 3D printed power modules for each server in c/selfhosted@lemmy.world · 11 Sep 2026
erasmus is a perfectly cromulent name
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on EU unveils ‘buy European’ public procurement rules to counter China in c/buyeuropean@feddit.uk · 10 Sep 2026
how dare y’all inflict the ram on us. what did we ever do to you?
oh right.
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on EU unveils ‘buy European’ public procurement rules to counter China in c/buyeuropean@feddit.uk · 10 Sep 2026
the Ram sure as hell isn’t
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on mood in c/femcelmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 Sep 2026
It’s fine, they’re just resting. It’s not like anything else bad can
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on EU unveils ‘buy European’ public procurement rules to counter China in c/buyeuropean@feddit.uk · 9 Sep 2026
i would think no one would want one of those behemoths, especially with current fuel prices. my brain’s wired a little different tho
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on 3D printer files for giving a Flock camera a *lot* of sun protection in c/privacy@lemmy.ml · 9 Sep 2026
those of you who do are probably smart enough not to do shit like this
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on I'm sick of hearing and even reading about GTA 6 in c/games@lemmy.world · 8 Sep 2026
just talk about Funzo instead
if you didn’t want to talk about gta, why make a post talking about gta?
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on And thats why we call it Baud Rate in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev · 6 Sep 2026
hey i ate a lot of yoghurt yesterday i am at least partially cultured
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on And thats why we call it Baud Rate in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev · 4 Sep 2026
Sacre bleh
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on DLSS 5 comes with a massive 50-60% performance hit, so I hope you like lower frame rates with your dose of AI image enhancement in c/games@lemmy.world · 3 Sep 2026
is there a good guide to the different levels of dlss? what if I want to fake better performance to a degree because, i don’t know, maybe my potato got moldy and stardew is getting choppy
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on DLSS 5 comes with a massive 50-60% performance hit, so I hope you like lower frame rates with your dose of AI image enhancement in c/games@lemmy.world · 3 Sep 2026
are you blind? Cloud is clearly already inspired by Scarlett Johansson
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on DLSS 5 comes with a massive 50-60% performance hit, so I hope you like lower frame rates with your dose of AI image enhancement in c/games@lemmy.world · 3 Sep 2026
yeah. clearly the best trilogy is the Cats Trilogy: Cats the Musical, Cats The Musical The Film, and Cats The Butthole Cut
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on Expanding my laptops HDD capacity in c/selfhosted@lemmy.world · 3 Sep 2026
and you’re eating well?
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on Expanding my laptops HDD capacity in c/selfhosted@lemmy.world · 3 Sep 2026
hold on, i’m sure we can find something with two similar sized wheels and MAKE it portable.
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on Expanding my laptops HDD capacity in c/selfhosted@lemmy.world · 3 Sep 2026
This can give you a single, more compact unit with all the parts inside.
what if i want a multiplex, larger unit with several parts outside? can this help me accomplish that too?
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on Expanding my laptops HDD capacity in c/selfhosted@lemmy.world · 3 Sep 2026
so what kind of looks did you get when you booted that up in the public library? how long before either (a) the cool librarian asked you how you did it or (b) the jerk librarian asked you not to burn down the library
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on The Creator of Git and Linux in c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 2 Sep 2026
yeah. weirdness ought to be celebrated. it’s those little hyperfocuses that give us our passion.
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on mpdg_irl in c/femcelmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 Sep 2026
uh, my normal interest is food.
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on No red flags in c/femcelmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 Sep 2026
ooo, i didn’t know about how to put in hoxertext. I’m going to have to experiment with that later.
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on 404 in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev · 30 Aug 2026
Captains log. Captain ate corn, beets, and some kind of gelatinous mass. The mass appears undigested and still alive. Phasers set to yum.
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on tired in c/femcelmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 30 Aug 2026
I probably should have caught that last REM cycle in 2008
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on Gruesome Discovery Shows 17th-Century Villagers Were Terrified of What Lurked in 'Grave 75' in c/europe@feddit.org · 30 Aug 2026
The Historian by Elizabeth Kostova is my favorite vampire novel written by someone I don’t know (a friend wrote a bodice ripper and that’s in #1. I gotta wait for my wife to finish it so I can read it and decide whether it’s actually my favorite HURRY UP AND READ, WIFE. apparently one of the characters is named after me. And he’s schmexy!) and one of the things that can turn you into a vampire is if a dog barks while you’re dead, and you hear it
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on 12 TB of Valve's data from 2003-2013 has leaked online, and Episode 3 content isn't off the table yet in c/games@lemmy.world · 30 Aug 2026
Do they want to know what gooner games we all play too?
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on 12 TB of Valve's data from 2003-2013 has leaked online, and Episode 3 content isn't off the table yet in c/games@lemmy.world · 30 Aug 2026
Ooo, 2013 episode 3? So half life alyx early builds?
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on The German army is trying to attract recruits at Gamescom, the world’s biggest video game convention in c/games@lemmy.world · 30 Aug 2026
At most mid-size or larger festivals I’ve been to. Game, food, or music, you’ve got military recruitment, police, pretty much every local org,
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on Blur your house in c/privacy@lemmy.ml · 30 Aug 2026
So Google takes new photos periodically. We use them for legal evidence.
Also, burglars are using Google maps? That’s funny.
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on maybe it was the combustible lemons that caused it in c/transmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 28 Aug 2026
do i have to go through transfem first or just to transfem game night
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on You wouldn't download furniture in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev · 28 Aug 2026
is there any sequence of letters that can’t be read as fart in french? in don’t speak french so i say non
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on US Politician on privacy rights: “You can’t have your privacy violated if you don’t know your privacy was violated” in c/privacy@lemmy.ml · 28 Aug 2026
How in my bathroom? Like in the bidet?
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on Queen of the Hill in c/lemmybewholesome@lemmy.world · 27 Aug 2026
yup! kids start to read a bit before the age of five typically and need to learn the basics of literature before that. a lot of people, not necessarily those here, erroneously think it starts later. my “smartest” (according to my parents) sibling started showing interest in reading around the age 4. me, around age 4.5. They always used that one child as their standard of excellence and compared the rest of us to that individual (not even giving their gender because i generally like my siblings, even the shitass. can you believe they shit with their own ass?). well guess what smarty may have a job and a retirement but do they have missing teeth? HUH MOM? yeah who’s winning that race now.
wait fuck.
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on finally, some sane news in c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 27 Aug 2026
Will you make it say alaykum allahsalam every time I log on, because that would be pretty cool
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on We ignored the signs. in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev · 26 Aug 2026
yeah but it could tho, right?
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on East Tennessee commissioner says Flock CEO should be hanged in c/privacy@lemmy.ml · 19 Aug 2026
There’s a prison nearby.
There are not flock cameras outside the prison or anywhere near it.
That should tell you everything you need to know.
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on East Tennessee commissioner says Flock CEO should be hanged in c/privacy@lemmy.ml · 19 Aug 2026
Yeah, my second friend to die went out via autoerotic asphyxiation. Be careful with it.
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on East Tennessee commissioner says Flock CEO should be hanged in c/privacy@lemmy.ml · 19 Aug 2026
Dude plead guilty. Idk what his strategery is but it don’t make since yo me
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on East Tennessee commissioner says Flock CEO should be hanged in c/privacy@lemmy.ml · 19 Aug 2026
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on Divine tech support in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev · 18 Aug 2026
Also I’m high.
I’m not complaining. I might be the teensiest bit high myself. Normally I’m at a [4] but today is a [7] day.
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on I can't use Linux! It's too hard! in c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 14 Aug 2026
I have too sneezed with a nosebleed, those are spurious allegations