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• How is that worse, depending on the person you’re typing on, of course?

  on ah, so that's why touch typing is important in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev · 9h ago

• Yes, but this is obviously sexy and normal and not on the forehead.

  Man, that’s one sexy demon still.

  on [cw: edgy, but kinda true] in c/femcelmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1d ago

• Same. I need to reconsider my nerdyness.

  on nerds irl rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1d ago

• They would really look stupid on your forehead anyway.

  on [cw: edgy, but kinda true] in c/femcelmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1d ago

• LLMs are great at pushing out a lot of words. Sometimes with meaning, most of the time … eh.

  Who else would you replace with it? It’s a wonder it took them so long.

  on Laid-Off Developers Create AI Model to Replace CEOs and Other Executives in c/technology@lemmy.world · 1d ago

• Only one way to find out and then repeat that for each of them to be absolutely sure.

  on Hackers find huge security flaw in Flock’s surveillance cameras and extract 1.6 million images and 27,000 videos from just one device in c/technology@piefed.social · 2d ago

• Raw meat (carpaccio) as an entrée, which didn’t make it any better.

  on Does it have to be soup, though? Rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2d ago

• I was once in a restaurant, next to a group of pathologists, and they wouldn’t shut the fuck up about their work.

  on Does it have to be soup, though? Rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2d ago

• Thank god, I really feared having to watch it several times in a row.

  on Don't mind me. Keep enjoying your OS. in c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 2d ago

• Maybe one of their halves died, making them goth?

  on black nail rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3d ago

• If it runs windows it can be understandable to throw stuff at it in disgust.

  on Thats why I only smoke weed. Don't want to risk this nasty windows Programms to suddenly start working in c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 4d ago

• Now contains 30% more disappointment!

  on "Apolitical" rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 Sep 2026

• She would be so proud of you 🥹

  on Bernie Sanders says if AI is coming for workers, it should bring a four-day workweek with it in c/technology@lemmy.world · 16 Sep 2026

• “Cheese”

  on "Apolitical" rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 Sep 2026

• I work like a truck, so 4x4 would be appropriate.

  on Bernie Sanders says if AI is coming for workers, it should bring a four-day workweek with it in c/technology@lemmy.world · 16 Sep 2026

• I might be … I have no clue. All at once?

  I use windows just for work, I swear!

  on kink rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 Sep 2026

• Luck. Luck helps as well. I’ve become the guy knowing people, but hard work alone wouldn’t have brought me there.

  on Rule Hunting in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 Sep 2026

• Just feed it to an AI, that makes it OK. I think having a local speech model on your phone in the same room with you while watching should be sufficient.

  on QBittorrent breaks out of sandbox to commit crimes in c/selfhosted@lemmy.world · 6 Sep 2026

• Germany. And to be honest, it might be easier over here.

  on rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 Sep 2026

• I wasn’t aware other countries played 5 clicks to Hitler as well.

  on rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 Sep 2026

• If this bear has to use the lady’s bathroom, so do I.

  The solution is simple. Unisex bathrooms everywhere.

  And wall-mounted pressure washers.

  on yeah ok rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 Sep 2026

• I love it when he gets angry about something.

  on rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 Sep 2026

• But Australia would be even worse!

  Have you seen Australians?

  on The unseen dangers of Antarctic documentaries in c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 1 Sep 2026

• That, or I click on “oh my god, yes please, I love cookies, give me all of them”.

  And then laugh, because I block them all anyway.

  on You Know GDPR Is Good Based on Who Hates It in c/technology@lemmy.world · 30 Aug 2026

• Only allow the absolute necessary partners*

  *List of 7,396 companies, all of them leeches.

  on You Know GDPR Is Good Based on Who Hates It in c/technology@lemmy.world · 29 Aug 2026

• My brain glitched and I had Steve Ballmer in mind (which I’m not a fan of either). Didn’t really sound like him, confused me.

  on Meta agrees to pay up to $17.1bn to settle claims its platforms harm children in c/technology@lemmy.world · 26 Aug 2026

• I don’t even bother to track my home setup

  I host home assistant and if anything goes down I’ll notice pretty fast.

  on A solar powered website that goes offline when there's no power in c/selfhosted@lemmy.world · 18 Aug 2026

• Because all my pleading to host our own forgejo was ignored. It’s not as if I had much choice in my job if my company’s IT decides to switch.

  on GitHub has been down for most of the morning - Engadget in c/technology@lemmy.world · 18 Aug 2026

• I migrated every single repo to GitHub (from GitLab) yesterday. Today was a short day.

  on GitHub has been down for most of the morning - Engadget in c/technology@lemmy.world · 17 Aug 2026

• I for sure have… something. But it’s not ocd. And I struggle with my life, but at least I’m a productive little worker bee 💖

  on scripts? in c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 15 Aug 2026

• Yeah, and I hate it. I heard there are people who aren’t tired the whole time! Can you imagine?

  on scripts? in c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 15 Aug 2026

• Yes, me too. And then in the evening I start getting headaches and remember I haven’t had anything to drink half of the day, start gulping down water like a donkey and have to pee half of the night.

  on scripts? in c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 15 Aug 2026

• No, I don’t think I have it. But I do like clean code and architecture, and I do want to make sure everyone can read it. And some of my coworkers think I’m obsessed with it.

  on scripts? in c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 15 Aug 2026

• But it may be I’m a little obsessive during the week while working, and during the weekend I tend to do nothing. My apartment is a mess. Selective? Dunno.

  on scripts? in c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 15 Aug 2026

• I don’t know anymore, the heat cooked my brain thoroughly 🫩

  on scripts? in c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 15 Aug 2026

• I don’t do that on weekends, and I end those days in even step counts.

  on scripts? in c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 15 Aug 2026

• That’s a very good rating, and quite irrational!

  on scripts? in c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 15 Aug 2026

• On a scale from two to seven, how seduced are you? And which side is the seduced one?

  on scripts? in c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 15 Aug 2026

• I’m a rooster illusion

  on scripts? in c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 15 Aug 2026

• He for sure did a lot of tweaking to make it more Nazi, more pervert and more pedophile accommodating. And it still calls for action against him.

  on Grok Calls for Assassination of Elon Musk, Accusing Him of Pedophilia in c/technology@lemmy.world · 15 Aug 2026

• “What does JWT stand for?”

  “That’s easy. JWT tokens are…”

  “Shoot him.”

  on Everyone's asking, 'Who's Json?', but nobody's asking, 'How's Json?' in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev · 12 Aug 2026