@Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world

Boomer Humor Doomergod

I’m just this guy, you know? Except on Lemmy.

Thanks to /u/crank0271 for the name

RIP Kbin.social

member since 15 Mar 2024 20:54

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Hey man I just push the buttons to make the green text happy; I don’t build ‘em

on Raspberry Pi is intentionally blocking RAM capacity upgrades in c/technology@lemmy.world · 2d ago
Where are my fellow SoundJam MP users at? I still miss the Eclipse visualizer.

on Winamp will be reborn in 2027 to take on streaming in c/technology@lemmy.world · 2d ago
It’s better than “back burner” because if you forget something there it’ll burn on the bottom.

on synergy rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4d ago
Those evergreens will give my pigs a nice shade, and you’ll have to deal with the smell.

on Garbage Trucks Now Have AI Cameras To Score Your House and Clock Code Violations in c/technology@lemmy.world · 17 Sep 2026
I will only buy property in an area where every sign has bullet holes.

Lets me know my neighbors share my disdain for authority.

on Garbage Trucks Now Have AI Cameras To Score Your House and Clock Code Violations in c/technology@lemmy.world · 17 Sep 2026
If they can stick their noses in my business I’m not far enough away

on Garbage Trucks Now Have AI Cameras To Score Your House and Clock Code Violations in c/technology@lemmy.world · 17 Sep 2026
Jokes on them I only use it on my property except for garbage runs and the plates are stolen

on Garbage Trucks Now Have AI Cameras To Score Your House and Clock Code Violations in c/technology@lemmy.world · 17 Sep 2026
Yet another reason to move to the boonies where the only garbage truck is your own beater every couple weeks.

And you accidentally turn a whipped cream container into a steam rocket.

on Garbage Trucks Now Have AI Cameras To Score Your House and Clock Code Violations in c/technology@lemmy.world · 16 Sep 2026
Back in the 50s they thought automation would mean we’d all have too much free time.

Too bad anyone left of Nixon was a communist.

on Bernie Sanders says if AI is coming for workers, it should bring a four-day workweek with it in c/technology@lemmy.world · 16 Sep 2026
Oh, so you could work up a war driving rig to fry them. Neat.

on Flock cameras are riddled with security vulnerabilities and hard-coded credentials in c/privacy@lemmy.ml · 16 Sep 2026
Powerline networking is a thing and a great choice for bringing hardline connections to remote parts of a house.

I had a shed that had electric but my WiFi couldn’t reach and a cheap powerline kit and a spare OpenWRT worked a treat.

on Time for a new course in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev · 11 Sep 2026
To be fair if you read the book and formed an actual opinion rather than regurgitating the Cliff Notes you’d get a lower grade.

Ask me how I know.

on The Wirule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 Sep 2026
Hooking a random number generator up to production is a bold move.

on The Wirule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 Sep 2026
AI cured me of imposter syndrome but led to the realization that everyone is dumber than I thought.

on The Wirule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 Sep 2026
I’d rather be an electrician than a plumber. It’s like a simpler, deadlier Ethernet.

on Time for a new course in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev · 11 Sep 2026
Sunlight ages like wine

on Tbh, i like more smell of warm engine oil in c/animemes@ani.social · 10 Sep 2026
When we fall, we will fall together.

No one will catch us so we’ll catch ourselves.

on Bob rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 Sep 2026
As The Bob I apologize and offer being a lift for crowd surfing as compensation

on Bob rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 Sep 2026
TBH it doesn’t look very different from that electric Ferrari

on Tesla’s Cybercab has been deployed, and it’s already under investigation in c/technology@lemmy.world · 6 Sep 2026
To be fair, once we reduced electronics to black slabs and tiny earbuds there’s not much more we can revolutionize

on [Opinion] Apple CEO Tim Cook's Legacy Is Dull Products And Spineless Capitulation in c/technology@lemmy.world · 4 Sep 2026
Not only because of this, but also their investment in early childhood education.

on No AI until high school: NYC mayor Mamdani imposes 1 year ban on AI for schools through 8th grade in c/technology@lemmy.world · 3 Sep 2026
Why did they make it with an arm? All of this can be done with much simpler machinery. Hell, Costco already has an automatic sauce spreader.

ETA: Put some slicers on it and you have the selling point of having really fresh ingredients.

ETA2: DiGiorno already figured out how to automate pizza production.

on Pizza restaurants: Why pizza-making robots are not cutting it in c/technology@lemmy.world · 1 Sep 2026
Yes, we do live in a boring, dumb, and ugly universe.

on Sony, Warner sue Anthropic, alleging "blatant theft" of intellectual property in c/technology@lemmy.world · 30 Aug 2026
An organization who was serious about posting and knowing it was them would clave their own fediverse instance.

on rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 30 Aug 2026
I refuse to hope for a world where copyright and AI are both destroyed in one lawsuit because it’s too beautiful to ever be real.

on Sony, Warner sue Anthropic, alleging "blatant theft" of intellectual property in c/technology@lemmy.world · 30 Aug 2026
You wouldn’t pirate a model

on NVIDIA reportedly buys HuggingFace for 13 billion in c/technology@lemmy.world · 27 Aug 2026
As long as Ghandi doesn’t nuke me I’m good

on Picked the wrong day to start a Red Dead Redemption 2 replay rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 25 Aug 2026
Nothing is the best thing I ever did.

on Nothing rules! in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 25 Aug 2026
Can an AI do the mandatory annual HIPAA training? I think not!

on Means to deceive in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev · 25 Aug 2026
Take my job, please!

on Means to deceive in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev · 24 Aug 2026
It made me feel really frustrated about being straight. I could be having sooo much more sex.

on Queer flirting as a guy in a nutshell [Rule] in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 23 Aug 2026
I was told by one of my friends not to go out at night for this reason.

on Queer flirting as a guy in a nutshell [Rule] in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 23 Aug 2026
I agree. I don’t go to gay bars unless I’m invited by a gay person, and I’m aware that I’m a guest in that space because I’ve seen that happen to a few places.

on Queer flirting as a guy in a nutshell [Rule] in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 22 Aug 2026
I had this fear and honestly if straight guys were as respectful and understanding as gay guys straight guys would have way more sex.

Just don’t go there to get hit on, or to hit on women who think they’re in a safe space. Go there because you like the vibe and want to have fun. Try to make friends with the guys who hit on you and be a good sport.

ETA: Don’t go to a gay bar if you’re straight unless you’re invited.

on Queer flirting as a guy in a nutshell [Rule] in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 22 Aug 2026
I was just standing there waiting for the ATM to spit my cash out so I could get drunk enough to come up with a witty response.

on Queer flirting as a guy in a nutshell [Rule] in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 22 Aug 2026
I made the mistake of tagging along to Fire Island with my girlfriend and her queer friends and I’m sorry to both of the guys who hit on me

Especially the guy who opened with “I want to eat your ass.”

on Queer flirting as a guy in a nutshell [Rule] in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 22 Aug 2026
Infinite scroll isn’t as bad as an algorithm designed to promote engagement.

Bring back posts showing up in reverse chronological order

on Meta's $1.4 Trillion Reckoning: Can Infinite Scroll Be Illegal? - Gadget Review in c/technology@lemmy.world · 21 Aug 2026
I wouldn’t work there either but those places exist and we must mourn the souls who toil there.

on Ubuntu is growing faster on Windows 11 than on native Linux PCs, says Canonical in c/technology@lemmy.world · 20 Aug 2026
A forest needs fire to clear out undergrowth or the fire will be even bigger and more damaging next year.

Markets are the same. Either we let them die now or we have even worse problems when they die later.

on If the markets reject OpenAI and Anthropic, the US should nationalize them in c/technology@lemmy.world · 19 Aug 2026
My school had a pay phone we could use, but since we never had money we just made collect calls from “hey practice is over” that our parents didn’t accept

on Kansas Schools Now Collect Phones at the Door – Spends $180K On Smartphone Lockers in c/technology@lemmy.world · 18 Aug 2026
That’s my point: Neither are and yet this doctor wasn’t arrested over this like if he had a different hidden camera

on Woman Calls Out Doctor Wearing Smart Glasses During Consultation Where She Had To Take Off Her Clothes: 'They Need To Be Banned' in c/technology@lemmy.world · 13 Aug 2026
I remember a bunch of DateLine exposeés about doctors who used hidden cameras to record patients.

What does it matter if that camera was sold by Facebook?

on Woman Calls Out Doctor Wearing Smart Glasses During Consultation Where She Had To Take Off Her Clothes: 'They Need To Be Banned' in c/technology@lemmy.world · 13 Aug 2026
I’m surprised there isn’t an entire genre of ATC games out there

on US hires over 2,000 video gamers as air traffic controllers in c/games@lemmy.world · 13 Aug 2026
It’s not even a personal camera. The footage is uploaded to Facebook where they have humans categorize and tag it.

on Woman Calls Out Doctor Wearing Smart Glasses During Consultation Where She Had To Take Off Her Clothes: 'They Need To Be Banned' in c/technology@lemmy.world · 12 Aug 2026
Directories and webrings

on Remembering the pre-Google web, when search was an experiment: “Most people have completely forgotten how chaotic it really was.” in c/technology@lemmy.world · 11 Aug 2026
The web used to be so small that Yahoo! had real humans doing the categorizing.

on Remembering the pre-Google web, when search was an experiment: “Most people have completely forgotten how chaotic it really was.” in c/technology@lemmy.world · 11 Aug 2026
My kid wants to build a gaming PC for their birthday.

Am I cooked?

on 2027 RAM Capacity Has Reportedly Been Sold out in c/technology@lemmy.world · 8 Aug 2026