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- on I love fun quizzes like this. Let’s all share! in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev · 17 Sep 2026
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on Rule in c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 27 Aug 2026
Immutable Linux users didn’t like that
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on XCancel also served cease and desist letter from Xitter in c/technology@lemmy.world · 26 Aug 2026
Acquire:
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taste
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books
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on Motorola's 2027 flagships will officially support GrapheneOS in c/technology@lemmy.world · 25 Aug 2026
I’ll believe it when the roms hit xda.
Excited, sure, just hesitant. No buy until it’s truth.
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on GTA 6 leaks prompt Take-Two to subpoena Microsoft for Windows device IDs of everyone in three Discord servers — daily gameplay leaks shatter cloud of secrecy around the much-hyped game in c/technology@lemmy.world · 24 Aug 2026
Big for Matrix and XMPP and maybe Delta, sure why not.
j/k, they’ll never leave discord
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on its the end of the rule as we know it in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 23 Aug 2026
Still time to debtmaxx and fill your closets with guns
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on Chinese memory can now match the speed and latency configs of the RAM in our gaming PCs in c/technology@lemmy.world · 20 Aug 2026
That was back before tariffs and any goodwill whatsoever dissolved.
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on Chinese memory can now match the speed and latency configs of the RAM in our gaming PCs in c/technology@lemmy.world · 20 Aug 2026
They won’t sell it to you, they’re just making sure they aren’t beholden to the same ram shortages the rest of the world is.
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on What is your weirdest self-hosting problem you've had to solve? For me: Mouse inside the server. in c/selfhosted@lemmy.world · 19 Aug 2026
A dns server knows what and where things are. That’s its only real job, to tell who’s asking where say, eff.org is.
“Ay homie, where’s eff.org?”
over here - 173.239.79.200
“thanks, bud!”
The issue is, the dns server you use by default is under the control of whoever your provider is, and as a result, they get all of your dns lookups like the example above as well as every porn site, every piracy site, everywhere.
Installing your own, or simply moving to one your provider has no business with like 9.9.9.9 can help keep your dns queries more private, go a step further and use encrypted dns, as many providers supply, and you’ll be even further covered.
Installing your own, however, comes with the added perk of being able to apply your own dns entries. Suddenly local addresses can have custom names without ever touching a hosts file. Neat! Use DNS certs and you’ve got local SSL!
I would go find something applicable to feed you for a dns 101, but my old resources don’t exist. I just know stuff from years of doing it and failing over and over until things work.
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on What is your weirdest self-hosting problem you've had to solve? For me: Mouse inside the server. in c/selfhosted@lemmy.world · 18 Aug 2026
It opened the door to pihole and unbound, then dns certs, man… everything’s so nice now lol
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on What is your weirdest self-hosting problem you've had to solve? For me: Mouse inside the server. in c/selfhosted@lemmy.world · 18 Aug 2026
I hosted shit for about ten years before really understanding how local dns worked.
Imagine a primitive society that discovered literally every major modern scientific achievement, but somehow missed the wheel. That’s basically how my first setup went lol.
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on New website lets drivers check whether their license plate has been searched on Flock database - Dexerto in c/technology@lemmy.world · 17 Aug 2026
That’s not my point. Everyone drives, thus you see everyone’s license plate.
Not everyone goes and exposes their home IP to a third party, enters their license plate(or worse, someone else’s) and gets each one put on some secret government watch-list.
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on New website lets drivers check whether their license plate has been searched on Flock database - Dexerto in c/technology@lemmy.world · 17 Aug 2026
Honeypot as fuck
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on New website lets drivers check whether their license plate has been searched on Flock database - Dexerto in c/technology@lemmy.world · 17 Aug 2026
give my personal license plate to a third party website to check against privacy invasion
nah, y-you guys go first
There’s a lot of could-be’s involved here.
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on California just passed a law forcing mandatory DRM in 3D printers in c/technology@lemmy.world · 16 Aug 2026
This, I like this.
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on California just passed a law forcing mandatory DRM in 3D printers in c/technology@lemmy.world · 16 Aug 2026
It’ll pass, it just won’t matter outside of California and the corporate entities 3D printing there.
You can still print guns out of your heavily modified Ender 9999 covered in a trash bag.
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on Firefox is now the last major browser that still supports uBlock Origin in c/technology@lemmy.world · 15 Aug 2026
pssst: it’s gonna get worse
Download a shitload of epubs, roms, backup of wikipedia, and get ready for full-on, unmissable, 1984-style marketing and propaganda culture. You’ll see it, you’ll have to see it, and there will be no option B.
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on Mark Zuckerberg Posts Deranged 6,500-Word Essay About Giving Everyone AI Superintelligence in c/technology@lemmy.world · 12 Aug 2026
“Okay, evil asshole” ~ Everyone on Earth
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on uBlock Origin Is Giving Up the Fight to Keep Ads Off Facebook in c/technology@lemmy.world · 12 Aug 2026
I’ve considered containerizing it somewhere just for the sake of selling and buying car parts and ‘the like’, but I have no active intention to participate beyond that and family matters.
Fact is, I’d be fine if that was all Facebook was, that seems reasonable. It’s the endless patronizing propaganda, tracking, ads and arguing bots everyone takes issue with. If they just didn’t suck, they’d be fine.
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on uBlock Origin Is Giving Up the Fight to Keep Ads Off Facebook in c/technology@lemmy.world · 12 Aug 2026
People selling lawnmowers and TVs from 2013 that still work.
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on uBlock Origin Is Giving Up the Fight to Keep Ads Off Facebook in c/technology@lemmy.world · 12 Aug 2026
Good, fuck em. Smol web, best web
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on US hires over 2,000 video gamers as air traffic controllers in c/technology@lemmy.world · 12 Aug 2026
Plane Landed!
style: 4500
substance: 4500
speed: 4000
civilian health: 5000 PERFECT
rings collected: 5000 PERFECT
black box: INTACT
Grade: A
“A?! A?? wtf do you even want!? WHERE’S MY GODDAMN S-RANK!?”
throws controller
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on Cloudflare says humans could become a "rounding error" as bots generate 1,000 times more internet traffic in c/technology@lemmy.world · 8 Aug 2026
Is lemmy nothing to you people?
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on Meta fined for $567 Mn for failing to protect minors on its platforms in c/technology@lemmy.world · 8 Aug 2026
Cost of doing business, easy write off.
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on 'This Is Unbelievably Scummy' - GTA 6 Fans Are Annoyed By Netflix's Paywalled Extended Look at the Game in c/technology@lemmy.world · 8 Aug 2026
‘yar har, fiddle dee dee’ intensifies
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on Spotify Execs Bet People Will Pay for AI-Generated Music in c/technology@lemmy.world · 7 Aug 2026
They’re right, most people have shit music taste.
I have shit music taste, but only because I’m self aware enough to know I do.
You may be shrugging right now, going “well, I don’t have shit music taste.”
You do.
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on Jealously Watching OpenAI and Anthropic, Meta Suddenly Claims That Its AI Went on a Hacking Spree Too in c/technology@lemmy.world · 7 Aug 2026
‘Infinite strength’ has weird limits in fiction, but can usually be troped in three big, easy ways. The first is to threaten something that character cares deeply about. He may be invincible, but his world is not.
The other is to have them at limited potentials of that power, or limit them by their incompetence or inexperience. This is the Matthew Malloy or Scarlet Witch situation, they had/have power but are sometimes written with zero control of that power.
The last and easiest, is to use abilities that do not depend on strength. Strength is always troped by magic and telepathic users of at least some skill. Can’t kill what you’re fighting? Teleport it to hell! Trick its mind into fighting someone else. Trick it into thinking there’s nothing wrong, or Charles Xavier’s method, ‘you sleep now’.
Though there are sometimes limits to that. See - The Hulk.
“He’s too angry! His mind is madness!”
No idea why they never think of just levitating him. He can’t smash if he can’t get to the ground.
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on Jealously Watching OpenAI and Anthropic, Meta Suddenly Claims That Its AI Went on a Hacking Spree Too in c/technology@lemmy.world · 7 Aug 2026
Prime is a different beast. He’s still silver-bronze age Superboy, with every bit of rediculous strength the plots of the 70’s had to offer. The dude can punch holes in reality and collide planets.
Goku though just needs a training arc to beat anybody.
Saitama would be a good one-one for SBP.
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on Jealously Watching OpenAI and Anthropic, Meta Suddenly Claims That Its AI Went on a Hacking Spree Too in c/technology@lemmy.world · 7 Aug 2026
ok goku, you beat me… I do have a finite power limit
“ha!”
but I don’t!!
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on Jealously Watching OpenAI and Anthropic, Meta Suddenly Claims That Its AI Went on a Hacking Spree Too in c/technology@lemmy.world · 7 Aug 2026
Uh yeah shuffles papers our uhh Ai did that as well!
“My Ai just hacked the entire US financial sector then left without a trace, prove it didn’t!”
This is like kids saying Superman could beat Goku in middleschool.
he could, tho
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on $1 billion of iPhone 18 Pro chips 'on the shelves awaiting packaging' due to DRAM shortages — memory shortages reportedly put a wrinkle in Apple's launch plans in c/technology@lemmy.world · 7 Aug 2026
Let’s see that SOURCE.
(I hate Israel, loooove truth, tho)
NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW