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- on I'm gaslighting them for the greater good in c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 1h ago
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on OpenAI agent hacks Australia's Medicare in world's first known AI breach of government body in c/technology@lemmy.world · 1h ago
This is US state sponsored.
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on I'm gaslighting them for the greater good in c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 1h ago
Yeah, venvs are the answer to “why is that folder 8gb?”
Containers are the answer to “why is my hard drive completely full”
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on Sony patent could let players tap a credit card on their PlayStation controller to buy games in c/technology@lemmy.world · 1h ago
Why does Sony keep deciding to do comically user hostile things?
Is it their current console domination and PC prices? I think long term they’re fucking tensioned over hard.
But also, why would you need this when the console already has your credit card? This is more annoying.
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on Owners mourn spoiled food after firmware update bricks Samsung smart fridges in c/technology@beehaw.org · 2h ago
I’m surprised the cooling unit doesn’t have a system that’s just state (on/off) and desired temperature, and that the enshittification subsystem controls the cooling at all.
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on I'm gaslighting them for the greater good in c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 2h ago
Docker
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on I'm gaslighting them for the greater good in c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 2h ago
That’s so stupid.
downloads and runs entire Linux distro just to run a python script without managing dependencies
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on Microsoft Patents Technique for Inserting Ads Into Videogames While You’re Playing Them. in c/technology@lemmy.world · 1d ago
Hopefully they don’t license this patent out so it’s really easy to avoid
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on asking the existential questions here in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1d ago
Yes.
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on autism rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1d ago
If you assault the tester then it confirms your diagnosis.
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on autism rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1d ago
Enough that people tell you that you’re too literal.
But also, this isn’t an age or disagree question, it’s a does this happen question.
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on Trump says the US is officially renaming AI to ‘super intelligence’ in c/technology@lemmy.world · 1d ago
This guy is like a toddler and you show them something and they keep trying it on different things.
Zero critical brain activity going on here.
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on Shopify CEO says employees' 'slop grenades' are making more work for everyone else in c/technology@lemmy.world · 2d ago
I spent half my day dealing with a slop grenade.
Someone came in and dropped a (bunch of) AI generated PRs. Said person knows nothing about my world, but they want cost optimization and Fable runs through logs and gives them code. Second Fable review agent tries the code, it doesn’t work. Gives suggestions to first. New commit comes in with workaround, I decline this because it’s a shit and had another unnoticed critical integration bug. This goes on a few more times.
It comes back a fifth or so time with something that is now technically correct, but fucking horrifying. Great, now I don’t know what to do, because I’m getting told it’ll fix the billing issue and this is a huge problem, but the code is insane.
This is a cost optimization PR, advertising massive savings, but the numbers seemed way off. It turns out it looked at one day with a runaway process that racked up insane billing (90% of year-to-date total project cost) and “annualized” it, and that was the savings. But further, it calculated all the costs using the wrong billing system, so all the numbers were wrong.
When I recalculated and corrected it, the whole thing saves us $6/month, because we don’t have runaway outages very often.
This is on top of every ticket I get is Claude generated, they never just state the fucking issue, and 100% of tickets in 2 weeks plus today I’ve received were inaccurate and wrong.
I hate the slop. I hate the non technical users throwing the slop on me without knowing how it works.
Take whatever prompt you put in the AI and write exactly that for the ticket content, then spend 30 seconds summarizing it into a title. I don’t care if it’s “customer wants a button that shows a cat”, just write that.
I cannot take another “client has a load bearing contract dispute with sales. Genuinely the verdict here will secure the shape of the contract. Critically in foo.py function get_foo_blorp there is no reference to felis catus to satisfy hard customer requirement. Acceptance requirement: return felis catus when module controller clicked and client is logged in and client’s birthday is in same month, otherwise return error codes 412 404 526” word salad ticket that doesn’t just state the problem.
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on Shopify CEO says employees' 'slop grenades' are making more work for everyone else in c/technology@lemmy.world · 2d ago
My code adjacent work is much faster, but programming itself is about the same.
So if I need to make a data visualization or UI for data input it’s way better, but if I have to do an analysis or build something it sucks all the knowledge out of the task and takes twice as long. At least. Because unless I’m forming a strong understanding of the information the task can’t progress.
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on even their own economic rules tell them why it will fail 🙄 in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2d ago
Other companies.
Once you and competition have been optimized out of the economy it’ll all be b2b.
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on AI might be making women sound bad at work in c/technology@lemmy.world · 2d ago
write a reply email to this reply email expressing thanks for expressing thanks, for our earlier email expressing thanks to their thanks
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on AI might be making women sound bad at work in c/technology@lemmy.world · 2d ago
If you write either of these 4 emails I hate you.
“I was just so surprised by how different the responses were,” Van Koevering said. "Some responses were so bad I couldn’t believe the model would suggest it. And sometimes I just thought, “Wow I should be more careful in my emails.'”
Why aren’t you writing your own correspondence, I do not understand.
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on Don't mind me. Keep enjoying your OS. in c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 3d ago
I always do this the shittiest way possible to show how low effort the shitpost is.
Usually that’s a screenshot of a meme generator (so it doesn’t include watermark) or some poorly pasted impact text added on my phone.
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on Don't mind me. Keep enjoying your OS. in c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 3d ago
Yes, definitely.
In the original milk isn’t dripping off her chin and there’s more cleavage (though that’s cropping).
Also in the original the penguin is not recording, he’s standing with a coloured rock in his mouth.
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on Day 796 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing in c/games@lemmy.world · 3d ago
Recently played Portal for the greatest time, it’s a lovely game.
Fun, simple, clean, nearly perfect as far as games go
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on California governor signs order pushing for an AI 'kill switch' in c/technology@lemmy.world · 4d ago
RIP open models
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on Putin casts online vote using unlicensed Windows on an American Dell PC in c/technology@lemmy.world · 4d ago
What are the odds this is just a JavaScript button that goes nowhere?
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on Exclusive: US military had close call after using AI for false intelligence report, sources say | CNN Politics in c/technology@lemmy.world · 5d ago
This was not AI’s fault.
That was sheer incompetence up to the very top levels of the US army.
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on OpenPrinter update - On the Road to Launch in c/buyeuropean@feddit.uk · 5d ago
The roll does seem to limit it from doing thicker sticks like card stock. I’d not cheat to me if they could build a simple page feed
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on OpenPrinter update - On the Road to Launch in c/buyeuropean@feddit.uk · 5d ago
This is beautiful, it’s so simple looking
I bet you could mod this into a pen plotter by simply adding a servo to wind the spool back too.
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on Republican bill would order ISPs, DNS providers, and VPNs to block piracy sites in c/technology@lemmy.world · 6d ago
I’ll be honest, I’ve thought about doing this for a decade but I’ve never had a need to.
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on Republican bill would order ISPs, DNS providers, and VPNs to block piracy sites in c/technology@lemmy.world · 6d ago
I wonder if someone is going to go around chucking solar enabled pi’s onto the roofs of fast food joints and set them up with wireguard or headscale and sell it as proxy network.
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on Republican bill would order ISPs, DNS providers, and VPNs to block piracy sites in c/technology@lemmy.world · 6d ago
I use those to train my AI though. It’s not piracy if there’s money.
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on ‘Doom Loop’: OpenAI and Microsoft Admits LLMs Are Destroying the Web and Built on Theft in c/technology@lemmy.world · 6d ago
AI is the borg.
It is inherently evil in its creation and uses.
It doesn’t have to be, but it largely is.
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on [US] House passes bill requiring AM radio in all new cars sold nationwide in c/technology@lemmy.world · 17 Sep 2026
Thank you
I will accept my downvotes for being a dumbass and try to be less of a dumbass in future comments.
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on [US] House passes bill requiring AM radio in all new cars sold nationwide in c/technology@lemmy.world · 17 Sep 2026
Fair point.
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on [US] House passes bill requiring AM radio in all new cars sold nationwide in c/technology@lemmy.world · 17 Sep 2026
What? I don’t have lemmy push notifications or sobering, I see stuff when I log in.
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on [US] House passes bill requiring AM radio in all new cars sold nationwide in c/technology@lemmy.world · 17 Sep 2026
The thing about American freedom is that its freedom of the powerful over everyone else.
Oh, there’s no more AM radio to broadcast right wing news? Force it in all cars. Customers don’t deserve the freedom to choose.
Yet they call themselves the free world.
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on Flock cameras are riddled with security vulnerabilities and hard-coded credentials in c/privacy@lemmy.ml · 16 Sep 2026
Good.
Don’t tell them where they are.
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on Mistral and Mozilla are bringing open, private and multilingual AI to your web browser: a partnership to bring privacy, control and choice to people using AI to browse online. in c/technology@lemmy.world · 16 Sep 2026
IMO nothing in that comment sounds particularly AI generated.
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on LG responds to TV spying allegations in c/technology@lemmy.world · 15 Sep 2026
BTW I see the “but a dumb tv” advice, but what are some dumb tvs in 2026?
I only see smart TVs in store, and I know the side I’d look for signage TVs but I don’t know if they have good audio with a sound bar, or good colour presentation.
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on TIL that the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) just published a report on what AI is doing to education in c/technology@lemmy.world · 15 Sep 2026
Study groups are the best part of university.
I learned more in study groups than in some classes, because we’d all hit our heads until someone had an idea, then they had to explain it in a way 6 or more other people understood. Explaining an idea is much harder than thinking of it. Then we’d challenge it, we’d discuss it, build on it, and sometimes we’d show up at the prof’s office door to ask them about it.
It would be a tragedy to see them disappear to closed off AI based chats.
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on Popular Twitch ad blocker caught sending live account credentials to Russian proxies in c/technology@lemmy.world · 15 Sep 2026
Realistically those oath tokens get sold to scrapers and bots. The suspicious activity goes on your account and you can get an account ban
(don’t know if that bans you from Amazon, but if we were all banned from Amazon, that would be better for the world).
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on LG responds to TV spying allegations in c/technology@lemmy.world · 14 Sep 2026
“We own the glass” is enough for me to never buy an LG again. I own two never contacted to the internet, but Jesus that’s gross.
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on If approved, Project Taurus will use substantially more electricity than Colorado Springs’ current top power customer in c/technology@lemmy.world · 13 Sep 2026
Are you sure?
Did I mention we can use LLMs and embedding to detect all dissent on common social media platforms and surface it in a much more sophisticated way than keyword search?
Or that we’ve already built facial hashes of everyone on social media even if you’re not a user?
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on If approved, Project Taurus will use substantially more electricity than Colorado Springs’ current top power customer in c/technology@lemmy.world · 12 Sep 2026
Oh my god, people have been using AI to write tickets
Every ticket this week was partially or completely incorrect. It is insane.
But the worst part is before I would get a vague ticket “client complained about X”, and now the AI thinks it found the issue, so it writes “Flurp library causes kikiblawv component to flop, Proof: flurps happen based on moon phases, today is Thursday, kiki component has this error code”. At no time does the AI relay the actual complaint.
So I have to reverse engineer the fucking ticket and it takes way longer. Plus, the logic is wrong.
Almost every time I get a human written ticket I can triage without even looking at the code.
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on If approved, Project Taurus will use substantially more electricity than Colorado Springs’ current top power customer in c/technology@lemmy.world · 12 Sep 2026
Mass surveillance.
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on Google mapped the brain and nervous system of a fruit fly, and modders forced it to play Doom in c/technology@lemmy.world · 12 Sep 2026
Highly relevant: qntm.org/mmacevedo
Worth a read, because it’s 100% accurate
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on Matt Mullenweg returns as Automattic CEO two days after getting booted in c/technology@lemmy.world · 12 Sep 2026
This is never a healthy thing
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on Flock Camera Tells Cop New Car Didn’t Have Insurance When It Did, Cop Writes Ticket Anyway in c/technology@lemmy.world · 10 Sep 2026
Computer says no ticket.
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on This Sentence Is Not A Rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 Sep 2026
Sure.
This is an example of a sentence that has meaning.
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on This Sentence Is Not A Rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 Sep 2026
But this sentence does have meaning.
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on GoPro joins AI bonanza with pivot into data centers as shares skyrocket 40% in c/technology@lemmy.world · 9 Sep 2026
Check under the heel, that’s usually where the AI is.
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on OpenAI claims to have solved maths problem that stumped humans for decades: Company behind ChatGPT says 10,000 of its AI systems cracked the Navier-Stokes problem in 88 hours in c/technology@lemmy.world · 9 Sep 2026
You must be talking about Jesus in the Bible, right?!
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on quick in c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 9 Sep 2026
Sir, some of these devices have a perfectly good Linux kernel running but the user space and drivers are completely corporatized!
Yes