@saltnotsugar@lemmy.world

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• (Gets nervous and the fans start spinning at 100%)

  on GPrUle in this economy in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6h ago

• This is a horsie because she’s in the horse sea.

  on Just wanted you to know. in c/femcelmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2d ago

• We want an accountant, but we NEED a naked dancing accountant.

  on Just in case in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2d ago

• Is it he that pushes the boulder, or is it a mind controlling boulder? Follow me for more philosify stuff.

  on Sisyphus Rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3d ago

• RUNNING OBJECTION.EXE YOUR HONOR.

  on Smart devices can testify against you: How home robot data is being used in court in c/technology@lemmy.world · 4d ago

• How awesome is Windows? I mean the way it runs so smooth…you can like process a lot of processing with the processor. Like if they added AI to the ESC key, that would really be awesome.

  on dating tips in c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 5d ago

• Tub shark! Tub shark! Killin on the moon due to a legal loophole! TUB SHARK!!!

  on would you?! in c/transmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6d ago

• Public: Ssssssshhhh!
  Private: Sssssshhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

  on I love fun quizzes like this. Let’s all share! in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev · 17 Sep 2026

• The best part of water is that for every oxygen you get two hydrogen.

  on Drink water rule water in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 Sep 2026

• I want to take big booba 101, but taught as boring as possible.

  on rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 Sep 2026

• Physics is a cruel mistress.

  on Perpetual ruletion in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 Sep 2026

• Oh-OH YEAH!? Well I can buy like…17 bananas right now!

  on Subscription Rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 Sep 2026

• Penguin: How did you install Linux on his solar powered calculator.
  Linux Penguin: sudo apt install MEGA_LINUX

  on quick in c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 9 Sep 2026

• In the grim darkness of the far future there is only Far Side comics.

  on rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 Sep 2026

• I do like a good glug of the ol clear.

  on Stay hydrated rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 Sep 2026

• Dear Gay Wikipedia,
  How are you? I am well. What are gay thermodynamics?
  -Your pal, saltnotsugar

  on [not nsfw just "spoiler tag"] [cw: slurs in anti-slur context] i am a femboy. in c/transmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 Sep 2026

• No one bother me in my room! I’m watchin Jerkin Pig.

  on Lena means "lazy" (feminine form at least lmao) in Slovenian 😭 in c/transmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 Sep 2026

• My old man says the government wants to put these in all kinds of vehicles to control us.

  on we be shifting in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 Sep 2026

• Sean Connery working at Subway.

  on mispeling vyrus rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 31 Aug 2026

• Y U try to break my brain when it’s already broken!?

  on It's The Rule. in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 30 Aug 2026

• INTERESTED.

  on Rule Panther in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 28 Aug 2026

• Those last three steps sound like something straight out of Mao’s Little Red Book, but the blooper reel.

  on stay silly :3 in c/femcelmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 25 Aug 2026

• Ask not for whom the lady jerks. She jerks for thee.

  on rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 23 Aug 2026

• My gaming rig runs a dual booting Twix system with Twix on each side for a double dunk of that sweetness.

  on Unix or something, I don't play Pokemon in c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 21 Aug 2026

• Man, this really isn’t the future I was picturing when I was growing up, but here we are.

  on Meta Caught Paying Nazis to Post on Facebook in c/technology@lemmy.world · 9 Aug 2026