@tourist@lemmy.world
You just happened to stumble across the stupidest motherfucker alive. Probably alive. Those risky decisions don’t take themselves.
member since 12 Jun 2023 16:32
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- on ID photos of 70,000 users may have been leaked, Discord says (2025) in c/technology@lemmy.world · 15h ago
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on Scott Jenson: Are we really going to use the same Desktop UX forever? in c/opensource@lemmy.ml · 1d ago
mum broke her goddamn
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on AI hallucination of Chinese nuclear components almost led to US military attack in c/technology@lemmy.world · 5d ago
oh my fucking god
just dial the doomsday clock to 1am, because we’ll probably miss it anyway if it’s up to a few morons and glorified predictive text, both seemingly in “fucking kill everything” mode
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on I love fun quizzes like this. Let’s all share! in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev · 17 Sep 2026
I normally just skip keygen
it’s such a hassle
besides, it means I can connect from anywhere
no one checks the ssh port on prod anyway
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on No Man's Sky 10th anniversary Cosmos update is here, and that means orbital bases, space station ownership - and yes, you can finally fly to the sun in c/games@lemmy.world · 10 Sep 2026
when last did you play it?
I played it while high earlier this year and managed to kinda figure it out because the tutorials were helpful enough
granted
I just wanted to build shit and kill shit, so I picked one of the easier game mode options
I think you can sidestep the more difficult survival/crafting mechanics if you want
that’s if my memory holds up
I might have been playing donkey kong or some shit
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on Why the Flock Backlash Has Gotten So Intense. The sudden anger about these cameras seems to reflect more than just wariness about the surveillance system. in c/technology@lemmy.world · 9 Sep 2026
Here in South Africa, they’re rolling out similar surveillance infrastructure.
Not as advanced as flock, but invasive enough. Protected by “but, crime”. Backlash isn’t widespread enough yet.
It’s called Vumacam. Their CEO is literally called Richard Croock. Dick Crook is meant to help stop crime in South Africa. Fucking kak movie.
The country is going through a brutal energy crisis, but no, it’s okay we can leave the cameras and the data processing centres on because they solve a negligible amount of crime, sometimes.
I can ramble on about this, but I just want to say, if it means anything, that I am proud of you Americans standing up to this bullshit. Sometimes using those things as literal target practice. Gives me hope in humanity.
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on Leaked webinar reveals Flock employees teaching police how to surveil anti-Trump No Kings protestors and track their cars in c/privacy@lemmy.ml · 4 Sep 2026
skills:
- marketing
- customer success
- thought leadership
- …
- Microsoft PowerPoint
[✓ Passed Linkedin Skills assessment] - …
- 911 (that’s not a skill)
- mutual aid (politically indecipherable)
I don’t know what to do with this information
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on Leaked webinar reveals Flock employees teaching police how to surveil anti-Trump No Kings protestors and track their cars in c/privacy@lemmy.ml · 4 Sep 2026
I need as many tools to make myself dangerous if and when I need it
boldly proclaiming your presence as a possible danger to the public is quite something
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on PlayStation Wants To Prove In Court That You Don't Own Your Digital Games in c/technology@lemmy.world · 31 Aug 2026
um yeah, that’s not hard to prove, you can check my torrent history
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on Every time I use podman in c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 24 Aug 2026
not much man how about you
penus
oh goodness this is exciting