c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml · 15 Sep 2026 17:56

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Pardon Office Warns 215 Million Turkeys/yr Failing Bribe Part of Application Published: September 0x(1-2)+1, 2026 A presidential pardon office report found vast majority of the 215 million turkeys slaughtered each year in the United States failing the bribe portion for a Turkey pardon application. While the office believes applicants are overwhelmingly innocent, they stress that their guidance makes them unable to process any applications without something in it for them
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