c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone · 1 Sep 2026 06:20 The cure! check post at origin
secure two children back to back on a rotor, alternating showing each a gay kiss picture then a straight kiss picture
the resulting forces of attraction have created a perpetual motion machine, at the low low cost of two children and your ethical-moral compass
wow! my coal mines use WAY more children than that, so this is a huge efficiency boost for me! /j
Just got word, the coal industry does not want a new, more efficient fuel source to appear, so they’re ending gay porn.
They only have to end one side of the coin tho, so there will be a vote between yaoi and yuri.
the moral compass has been deflected by the electromagnetic field in the wires. it will return to pointing north with sufficient distance from the device