c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 Sep 2026 13:27 Freedom Rule check post at origin
Slightly older, more poetic version by author Dan Sheehan:
This is nicer, thanks for sharing
this one is currently my favourite tied with “I hope this email finds us both in hell”
Hey Zizzy. Crop your shit.
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I really wish it didn’t
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My favorite is still “I hope this email finds you before I do”
So glad social pleasantries as this was eliminated in my language over the last 100 years. A hi is more than enough to open a new conversation.