c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 Sep 2026 21:27 vampire rule check post at origin
Vampires are canonically bisexual. All of them.
Canonically according to who? There are a million different canons. Wikipedia’s list of vampires includes Count Chocula. It’s like Arthurian legend times a million. Literally anything can be canon if at least one person has written it down –
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