I can see this. Or getting so bored of regular sex that only super kinky stuff gets them going (having regeneration powers would open up a whole lot of possibilities)
Canonically according to who? There are a million different canons. Wikipedia’s list of vampires includes Count Chocula. It’s like Arthurian legend times a million. Literally anything can be canon if at least one person has written it down –
Laszlo Cravensworth has entered the chat
He has a toothpick in his mouth; it must be Jackie Daytona!
All I can see is Jackie Daytona, regular human being.
My thoughts almost exactly lol What We Do in the Shadows has p much all vampires canonically bi and it’s glorious
he’s my best friend, he’s my pal ,he’s my homeboy … my rotten soldier, he’s my sweet cheese , my ~good time boy~
vampires are probably ace
I can see this. Or getting so bored of regular sex that only super kinky stuff gets them going (having regeneration powers would open up a whole lot of possibilities)
Instead of asphyxiation kink they could have a stake kink. Like driving it in just to the edge of the heart
Low watt sunlamp kink
Just the tip
probably fluid
Vampires are canonically bisexual. All of them.
Canonically according to who? There are a million different canons. Wikipedia’s list of vampires includes Count Chocula. It’s like Arthurian legend times a million. Literally anything can be canon if at least one person has written it down –
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Did I stutter?