One is not born a doe, but rather becomes one.
CombatWombat
In the fediverse since 2017. I mostly talk sports. If something on the internet doesn’t spark joy, mute it.
member since 10 Sep 2025 01:02
Idk how to post yuri memes cuz I’m just a boy but I just thought y’all should know that there’s an automated account posting yuri every half hour in fedi @yuriposting@sakurajima.moe and if your fedi software supports following accounts you might enjoy following it kthnxbai
It’s so cute but I’m needlessly bothered by the fact that the “lesson/more lesson” reads left to right, but travels right to left through the student’s head.
Inter Miami (men’s soccer) and the San Diego Wave (women’s soccer) both wear a shocking pink. Angel City (women’s soccer) wear a more muted pink if that’s your style. Woso is a bit more clocky because the fandom is very queer, but being a bandwagon Miami fan because you saw Messi in this year’s World Cup is a very stereotypical cis dude behavior. I don’t mean to try to strong arm you into caring about sports, I’m just mentioning an option.
Idk if this actually helps but I thought I’d offer just in case: I’m a very cishet-coded man, and I wear bright glossy colored nail polish a few times a year for sporting events. I get them painted in team colors to show my support, and as best I can tell people perceive it as being very traditionally male when they ask and I start happily babbling about sports. If you have a particular color way you want to try, I’m happy to help you find a team that matches and some talking points about them so you can try painting your nails more ostentatiously and still have a cover story.
I love a soccer sticker. I see a GKS Katowice sticker from Poland, a Farencvaros sticker from Hungary, and I’m guessing given the FC Porto sticker, the Porto Casuals are an SG, which is hilarious. I can’t quite id the one directly under the Porto sticker – it looks like it says Futebol Clube de Celtic, but that’s definitely the wrong crest and the wrong language, so maybe some Brazilian club I don’t recognize? There’s also a half sticker with a soccer ball visible that I can’t make heads or tails of but I bet was cool when it was whole.
For completeness, there should probably be an “I know a guy” in the A tier, though admittedly that isn’t really available until you’ve been working for at least a few years.
No works of any kind on strings for homophobes, up to and including worms.
Isn’t r/WASPs for White Anglo-Saxon Protestant nonsense? Which, I guess, breeding wasps and ants to deliver by drone to times square would be, now that I think about it…
I am fully ready for you to be the product designer for every app ever
It’s worth noting that in the ~2 weeks since this was published, Bun 1.4 was actually released. I don’t know how the release has gone.
I store my clean clothes on the bed rather than folding my laundry and putting it away for exactly this reason (it definitely has nothing to do with being lazy)
My body is a cage / That keeps me from dancing with the one I love / but my mind holds the key
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I dunno what your romantic status is and I’m not gonna pressure you to overshare but I hope all the cute and comfy things happen for you.
I am hoping this one is autobiographical
Pretty good, tbh. I’ve been playing Palworld and I think I’d do okay, even if I got dropped into a permadeath server. Yeah you gotta grind, but you don’t really have to do much of anything, the pals do basically everything for you.
If no-one on your instance has ever followed that account, you won’t see any posts for that user until someone does, and they post. Fedi doesn’t fetch the backlog for some reason.
That makes one of us 😅
Am I autistic? Regardless of how literally you feel you take statements, I still want to know whether people complain to you about you being “too literal” because I want to know if it is affecting your interpersonal relationships. If I wanted to know whether you feel you take things literally, I would add that as a separate question? Please don’t project subtext on this, I actually want to know the answer to the actual question I’m actually asking you?