@SirSamuel@lemmy.world
member since 5 Aug 2023 18:33
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- on At least 2023 wasn't so bad in c/femcelmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4h ago
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on At least 2023 wasn't so bad in c/femcelmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6h ago
I’m impressed by your response and saddened by the information. Thank you <3
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on At least 2023 wasn't so bad in c/femcelmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7h ago
Is this a House of Leaves sequel?
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on They get a little carried away in c/gaming@lemmy.world · 4d ago
I, too, have played Cyberpunk 2077
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on I'm not trying to emulate my capitalist landlord, but how can I impose rent on the spider that seems to have moved in to my network rack? 🕷️🕸️ in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev · 12 Sep 2026
I’m glad you posted your original comment. I tend to be pretty tongue-in-cheek, both online and IRL. Sorry if it comes off as abrasive, in my mind it’s all in good fun. Love you and hope you have a fantastic day <3
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on I'm not trying to emulate my capitalist landlord, but how can I impose rent on the spider that seems to have moved in to my network rack? 🕷️🕸️ in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev · 12 Sep 2026
This is a very good point. In rebuttal
A. I did say “a suitable habitat”
B. I was very clearly shitposting
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on I'm not trying to emulate my capitalist landlord, but how can I impose rent on the spider that seems to have moved in to my network rack? 🕷️🕸️ in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev · 12 Sep 2026
You’ve considered a capitalist solution, but have you considered
Restorative justice: the spider is a trespasser, but will likely not find enough prey to survive. Capture the spider and relocate it to a suitable habitat where it can thrive. Check on it occasionally to ensure it is doing well
Libertarian anarchism: leave it be. It will die, survive, or thrive on its own terms
Authoritarianism: tell the spider if it doesn’t remove itself it will be arrested, start ordering it to get on the ground, fire 13 rounds at it, preferably missing all shots but hitting a nearby toddler. Institute martial law against the “foreign threat”, citing the recent death of a toddler
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on Channel 5 shares their email list with Hunter Biden who used it to pump a crypto scam apparently in c/privacy@lemmy.ml · 8 Sep 2026
Though she doubts her hosts moralities /she seems more at ease /in the land of doing-as-you-please / then outside in the cold
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on Channel 5 shares their email list with Hunter Biden who used it to pump a crypto scam apparently in c/privacy@lemmy.ml · 8 Sep 2026
Hello. I say this with all of the kindness in the world.
Please fornicate yourself with a cactus, you absolute twat
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on Error by AI scribe during medical appointment leaves patient devastated in c/technology@lemmy.world · 20 Aug 2026
It’s a fair point. Unpopular in this community, but fair. Of course, nuance is rarely rewarded in online discussion
“If you’re not with us, you’re against us. Huh. If you’re not an apple, you’re a banana.”
-Terry Pratchett, Thud
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on Canada investigating how Skyrim username mixup sent innocent man to prison for 18 months in c/technology@lemmy.world · 9 Aug 2026
I’m not your pal, buddy
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on Canada investigating how Skyrim username mixup sent innocent man to prison for 18 months in c/technology@lemmy.world · 9 Aug 2026
My favorite part is how this chud thinks they can “defend themselves” when cops come to their door with an arrest warrant 😂
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on GrapheneOS says Revolut is blocking its users over Google Play checks in c/technology@lemmy.world · 7 Aug 2026
Irregardless, we all have our peeves and foibles
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on GrapheneOS says Revolut is blocking its users over Google Play checks in c/technology@lemmy.world · 7 Aug 2026
NGL, I’m racist against “anywho” because my sister says it and she’s super annoying. Is it unfair? Yes. Will I change? Never
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on GrapheneOS says Revolut is blocking its users over Google Play checks in c/technology@lemmy.world · 7 Aug 2026
Terribly sorry, I try not to be a pedant about these things, but this is major pet peeve of mine. Up there with people saying “anywho”
It’s “lose”.
Loose describes the screw I have
Lose is what I do with my mind on the daily
I love you anyway, have a great day
Damn. Dude’s livin the dream, amirite? /s
And that bit about missing being a musician and in love. Whoof.
I thought this was particularly interesting:
It’s an interesting perspective on life and death, and what living means. And while he feels like a living dead person, the people who’s lives he’s touched have likely been enriched by his presence, by the person he is, here and now. It reminds me of a line from Don Hertzfelt’s World of tomorrow:
“Live well and live broadly. You are alive and living now. Now is the envy of all of the dead.”
Thank you for expounding on your original post