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• there could be SO many more polycules in the world if there were gyms specifically for nerds

  on nerds irl rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1d ago

• i kinda hate the idea that simply not being attracted to someone is “judging their appearance”, i don’t understand where society got that idea.
  Like what are you supposed to do, gaslight yourself into finding them attractive? no matter how i turn it, it just feels incredibly abusive towards the person who isn’t attracted.

  on GF Rules in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1d ago

• mapquest doesn’t seem to have anything to do with OSM, sadly

  on AccuWeather, National Weather Service add “Lake America” to maps in c/technology@beehaw.org · 2d ago

• we’ve finally come full circle from “haha nerds are awkward losers!” through “actually nerds are fine” to “haha nerds are just straight up ontologically bad!”

  on comics for sad rules in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2d ago

• grok summarize this tweet for me

  on I can’t believe you said rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2d ago

• the fuck do you have against waffles??

  on I can’t believe you said rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2d ago

• what if our hands met in the spaghetti bowl

  haha just kidding… unless?

  on Hi Rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2d ago

• ew you’re polish?

  on Love y’all in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2d ago

• it smelled like what? cHm? cym? cxm?
  We will never know

  on Beans Rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2d ago

• source of not dying in excruciating pain as the rest of your body collapses form systemic toxicity

  on Beans Rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2d ago

• plow the fields, plow the wife
  plow the fields, plow the wife
  plow the fields, plow the wife

  on Beans Rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2d ago

• why do you think stuff goes all saggy with age? mere mortals were not meant to carry such burdens

  on Beans Rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2d ago

• i mean i think it’s okay to not be madly in love, so long as both people are on the same page about the situation.
  If both people are only in the relationship because they can’t find any other relationship, so long as both are aware and okay with that then it’s a hell of a lot better than nothing. And who knows, maybe at some point they realize “oh shit we’re actually in love”

  on GF Rules in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2d ago

• it’s the future, just like blockchain and NFTs. I mean really if you don’t marry an LLM right now (ignore the gun i’m holding to your head, don’t change the topic) you’ll just go mad at some point as everyone else leaves you behind…

  on Ban AI Slop? in c/opensource@lemmy.ml · 2d ago

• I was recently amazed to discover that you can now buy 10W portable solar chargers that are ACTUALLY portable, and cost like 9 euro
  Feels like yesterday that they were 10x the cost and it took 3 bulky panels to get enough juice that you could maybe theoretically charge your phone if there are no clouds in the sky!

  on Solar panel costs have plummeted from $6 per watt in 2000 to just 12 cents today in c/technology@beehaw.org · 3d ago

• 100x would require some sort of hypercommunist wage equality regulation

  on Guillotine Rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3d ago

• it’s just Frontier Psychiatrist on repeat

  on Not this rule again in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3d ago

• sounds plenty revelatory to me

  on Ruleivation in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3d ago

• that comparison works quite well to explain why i think it can’t legally qualify as open source, too!
  Both ai-generated software and short generic scripts aren’t really unique in any meaningful way, there’s no creativity in it and therefore it really shouldn’t be considered covered by copyright in the first place.

  on Ban AI Slop? in c/opensource@lemmy.ml · 3d ago

• the problem with “just a tool” is that using it will inherently change how you act.
  Best concise way i can put it is that it’s like how better hardware has largely just resulted in software not really caring about efficiency any longer.

  on Ban AI Slop? in c/opensource@lemmy.ml · 3d ago

• what makes you think it would become an unused backwater? The people most vocally anti-AI are also those most likely to actually engage with places like this. And there’s plenty of people here who support banning AI slop on the community so clearly there’d still be people left after you leave.

  on Ban AI Slop? in c/opensource@lemmy.ml · 3d ago

• i’m so curious what the argument against banning AI slop would even be, lmao

  on Ban AI Slop? in c/opensource@lemmy.ml · 3d ago

• help i missed a space and installed agender instead :(

  on Download a Rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4d ago

• in 5 generations people are going to be born fully developed and employed

  on Locked in rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4d ago

• gods no, i’m not a child

  >:3

  on :3 [Rule] in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4d ago

• i maintain that the most sensible thing would be to develop a minimal linux “shim” that just runs an android VM, then you no longer have to develop ROMs for every specific device and you can start slowly porting features over to the linux side of the whole shebang.

  on Android 17 QPR1 is the first release since Android Honeycomb (3.x) adding new APIs for app developers without a release to the Android Open Source Project. in c/opensource@lemmy.ml · 4d ago

• You know, one good thing about this is that i reflexively thought about how full of soul Keeping Up Appearances was.
  Man, remember that show? Actual human characters that are fun and timeless enough that i even enjoyed it as a kid! What a fucking concept.

  on British Sitcom Episode Is Fully Al-Generated, Sucks in c/technology@piefed.social · 4d ago

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  on Vexilrulegy in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4d ago

• During the Plantation of Ulster by English and Scottish settlers, a new walled city was built across the River Foyle from the old site by the Irish Society, a consortium of the livery companies of the City of London.[13] In recognition of the London investors, the 1613 charter stated “that the said city or town of Derry, for ever hereafter be and shall be named and called the city of Londonderry”.

  honestly worse, they did it to suck off some fucking investors

  on Vexilrulegy in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5d ago

• pro tip: just ask for some consumable that can be had in a fancier version, like soap or spices. Stuff people can buy at markets from people who actually made it themselves.
  That way people have a good reason to visit markets and have a nice time, it supports people making handmade stuff, and you get gifts you can actually appreciate and a nice little story of where they bought it.

  on Healthy ruleationship in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5d ago

• some people just have laminating machines, getting old ones from an office or whatever

  on Healthy ruleationship in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5d ago

• add enough holes and the spatula will break the sound barrier and create a shockwave that levels the building and kills everyone within 30 meters

  on Healthy ruleationship in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5d ago

• looks like it’s set to be fixed by having everyone secede from the UK lol

  on Vexilrulegy in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5d ago

• my favourite part of the UK will always be how they wanted to show that they’ve claimed northern ireland, so what was the best they could come up with?

  Slap “london” in front of Derry, fucking beautiful. It’s not just stupid, it sounds like shit too!

  on Vexilrulegy in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5d ago

• these kinds of companies drive me up the wall, like “Smeg” or the fucking food company unironically called “soylent”
  i’m sure it’s a marketing tactic but good lord i wouldn’t touch it even if i got it for free, i am NOT using a food processor with SMEG on it

  on It's a long ruledown in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5d ago

• why? if it’s not in contact with your skin it’s not really getting dirty unless you spill stuff on it or somesuch.

  That’s why we have the concept of underwear, those are the things we change often because they passively get dirty from dead skin and oil and whatnot.

  on It's a long ruledown in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5d ago

• that’s specifically where you also have some dress shirts of the same color for when you need to be fancy

  on It's a long ruledown in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5d ago

• that’s how i read it as well, op is actively deriding pedos

  on Got soyjacked, rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 Sep 2026

• my take is that either it IS copyrightable and thus every single fucking piece of LLM-written code is a copyright violation of biblical proportions (because it’s trained on everything), or it isn’t copyrightable and thus effectively unusable for open source things

  on Copyrightability of LLM-generated code: Can we license “vibe code” into Free Software? in c/opensource@lemmy.ml · 17 Sep 2026

• it’s kinda like how people insist that paradoxes are some wild freaky thing, when in reality it’s just “we don’t know what would happen because it’s not real and doesn’t make sense in reality as we know it”.
  Or like “did you know there’s no such thing as a fish?” when in reality obviously fish are real, it’s just that fish describes the shape of a creature.

  people just love fixating on and exaggerating stuff like this, presumably because it starts arguments online

  on Tomato rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 Sep 2026

• flexible closing hours is fairly normal for food places i think, though usually “closes 20:00, but we might stay open until activity dies down”

  on Rulesiness Hours in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 Sep 2026

• thing is, they just distilled it down to having a sign that says if it’s open or closed, and made no effort to inform people when they can expect it to be open.

  Most things are probably open at 14:00, that’s yer lot

  on Rulesiness Hours in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 Sep 2026

• so a normal healthy relationship

  on rulelationship in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 Sep 2026

• it seems like most people don’t understand “if i reward someone for doing something annoying then they learn to do the annoying thing”, regardless of the species in question.

  on Cats Rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 Sep 2026

• personally i’m trainsexual

  on Queer discourse rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 Sep 2026

• “behold a man”

  on Showerule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 Sep 2026

• surely to cosplay as kirk you’d get a mask of your own face but scaled down 50%

  on Happy Kirkiversary rule! in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 Sep 2026

• coffee with pulp

  on subs rule food in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 Sep 2026

• it’s true, every time i go outside in the cold i really feel like i’m getting fucked by the weather

  on Role rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 Sep 2026

• every time i see this i compulsively read it as “german man”

  on do not prove the rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 Sep 2026