@erotador@lemmy.blahaj.zone

waking up is hard

being siily is harder

maybe ill get pet

transcription: big buckle platform goth booth with heelies: “okay here me out”

transcription: good girls dont get the group chat subpoenaed

transcription: well shit

transcription: pain makes me feel alive and i hate love it

transcription: dude from lunch: “im the type of guy that whenever a lesbian looks at me, she goes “and thats the reason im not heterosexual””. lesbian: “i say that about every guy i interact with, your not special”. dude from lunch: “you know what thats fair”.

transcription: (repeated loop) i get worse > i get worse > i get worse > i get worse >

transcription: need a relationship where we arent dating but im devoted to you and your devoted to me in your own way ans were in love but were best friends but id die for you but were…

transcription: NO works on a string for homophobes

transcription: 40 hours a week? and i cant spend it all sleeping? no thanks~~

transcription: my will to die vs my will to be pretty

transciption: miku: “what the flip” teto: “what the fuck” gumi: “what the skibidi”

transcription: soft launching my praise kink by asking “did i do well?”

transcription: child crying holding a gun when your a cop and your girlfriend asks you to do her doggy style

transcription: give me your wallet

transcription: i hate when people ask what sign i am. im a sign from god.

transcription: world news, scientist find cure for transphobia. scientist holding a gun

transcription: bouncer: “id please” me: “okay here” bouncer: “this is just a recipt for some heelys you bought” me: has already heelied past him bouncer: under breath “fuck that was so cool”

transcription: velma from scooby do searching the floor: my orgasm i cant sleep without my orgasm

transcription: me sleeping while being a disgusted pervert

transcription: “your pretty unstable.” y-y-you think im pretty?