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• Just get a D-20

  on Laid-Off Developers Create AI Model to Replace CEOs and Other Executives in c/technology@lemmy.world · 1d ago

• “Why do my pictures look so bad? I thought [insert brand] had superior cameras.”

  on California governor signs order pushing for an AI 'kill switch' in c/technology@lemmy.world · 3d ago

• “Oh, don’t worry, these are actually the Meta Glasses Freedom©®™. They’re actually pretty innovative! I can go off-grid while still feeling so connected to all my feeds! Instead of recording to the cloud, I can use my new Freedoms©®™ to record moments directly to my brain using the new Facebook BAM technology. Yup, these babies don’t have a single semiconductor, but Zuck still managed to somehow run Brain Access Memory on them! The best part is how cheap they are! Nearly half the price, and you get a 10% discount on their AI subscription since these glasses don’t actually transfer any data. But that subscription lets the Meta Glasses Freedom©®™ assist me with directly accessing memories whether the glasses were present or not! It’s a pretty sweet deal, if you really think about it.”

  on Zuckerberg's Pervert Glasses Have Been So Publicly Shamed That Meta's Reportedly Now Working on a Version With No Camera in c/technology@lemmy.world · 6d ago

• Her fans often suck. Many have enabled her to sink to new lows.

  on mother board rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 Sep 2026

• Fell down a rabbit hole. Those music videos are truly the Ok Go of “what the fuck.” And everything else is like Norm MacDonald reading Charles Manson’s diary in the voice of Dr. Rockso.

  on He has been summoned [Rule] in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 Sep 2026

• Hmmm… Good point. I made the mistake of forgetting that no one will play fairly.

  on Bernie Sanders proposes 20 year prison sentence for AI devs who plow ahead with Artificial Superintelligence plans - penalty on par with illegally developing rogue nuclear weapons in c/technology@lemmy.world · 14 Sep 2026

• So, make the pulling more pull.

  on Perpetual ruletion in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 Sep 2026

• I get your point, but I also argue “no it’s not.” The AI bros want to lie about how their super-special autocomplete is the most dangerous of all without any consequences. Good luck getting any employees to willingly substantiate your claims when 20 years in prison is on the line.

  Even better, if they try to hack another company and claim their AI did it on its own, they get treated like a private company who decided to perform an unsanctioned nuclear test.

  Make it dangerous for them to claim they’re dangerous.

  on Bernie Sanders proposes 20 year prison sentence for AI devs who plow ahead with Artificial Superintelligence plans - penalty on par with illegally developing rogue nuclear weapons in c/technology@lemmy.world · 14 Sep 2026

• As someone who has destroyed many PCBs, peeling off components can peel off the contacts traces. It can even pull contacts and traces from the underside of the board if the component is soldered through the board, like that LED probably is.

  on OC: How I Removed the Mic Component from 2 Remotes in c/privacy@lemmy.ml · 13 Sep 2026

• Or am I???

  x=‘dumb.txt’ && echo “ls | grep $x && cat $x && rm -v $x” > $x && cat $x | bash

  on It's all about those little file mode bits in c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 12 Sep 2026

• This is how I find out that my city has/had a pridewalk?!

  on don't give them a rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 Sep 2026

• That sounds like a feature outside of the agreed set. As a compromise, the UI can have access to the device speaker and its LLM can shout “BANG” at random intervals.

  on Flock Camera Tells Cop New Car Didn’t Have Insurance When It Did, Cop Writes Ticket Anyway in c/technology@lemmy.world · 11 Sep 2026

• Look, I’m not saying that I support these Big Brother-type companies, but if the cop is just gonna follow the instructions on their computer and not even think for themselves, then we should cut out the middleman. Flock should send tickets directly to offenders. You’re far less likely to get shot that way.

  <s>
  What recourse could an AI company possibly have over someone? Negative social credits.
  Run a stop sign? Social credit goes down. Rob a Walmart? Social credit goes down. Murder someone? Social credit goes down, but more. Safely follow all road laws? Fuck you, this counter only goes down. Have low social credit? Believe it or not, social credit goes down.

  How do we use these social credits to keep society in line? Public registry. Look up why anyone has their social credit score. Filter by thefts at Walmart and buy those people beers.
  </s>

  But seriously. If the Justice system is willing to automate and outsource police work, then get those fucking cops off the streets.

  on Flock Camera Tells Cop New Car Didn’t Have Insurance When It Did, Cop Writes Ticket Anyway in c/technology@lemmy.world · 10 Sep 2026

• Now I wanna see an animated Beetlejuice/Addams Family crossover

  on Bites & Bytes in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev · 10 Sep 2026

• Oh, you’re right! They forgot the s at the end. The s, of course, stands for sudo, which stands for sarcasm unit, don’t obey, and should be put at the beginning of such statements so that the computers know from the start that you’re being sarcastic.

  on OMG, this is so useful! in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev · 9 Sep 2026

• I feel that “don’t bother to comply” is perfectly fair language. The article talks about misleading self-assigned scores, links that don’t actually provide information, useless reported price ranges, and other shady practices.

  The reason this deserves to be a big story is that this wasn’t even a matter of hardball or softball; the law practically set the ball on a tee and the manufacturers are refusing to swing while saying “yeah, I hit it out of the park.” These laws exist to address the shitty, shady practices employed by most manufacturers, and they can’t be allowed to get away with more shitty practices when the requirements are so low. If we wait for them to follow the law only when there are more regulations to follow, then we, the customers are going to be left playing whack-a-mole with even more violations when we could have already at least put offending manufacturers on notice.

  Anything less than calling this shit out right now is gifting shitty manufacturers and shady politicians the ability to later throw their hands in the air saying, “these are too many requirements all at once. How is anyone supposed to understand all this???” And then, instead of pressuring companies to fall in line with the standards, the laws and standards will be reduced, and the consumers will lose yet again.

  Disclaimer: I doubt anyone cares, but I know my views as an American are likely far more skewed, but I’m still a consumer who benefits from your laws, even though my country is one of the greatest offenders of deregulation. If you don’t wanna end up like the USA, don’t go after your manufacturers with kids’ gloves like we did. They’re multi-billion dollar companies with big boys and girls working there whose entire pay scale justification is to deal with this kind of shit. Make them do their jobs.

  on Smartphone makers don't bother to comply with EU repairability requirements in c/technology@lemmy.world · 8 Sep 2026

• Are there any trees that can cause people to suicide like in The Happening?

  on AskRuledit in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 Sep 2026

• “I was working on a MR. For America.”

  on US government sides with OpenAI on issue of training LLMs on copyrighted material: »it is critical for the United States to ‘retain global leadership in artificial intelligence.« in c/technology@lemmy.world · 3 Sep 2026

• 301 is using the bottom of your shirt

  on 404 in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev · 31 Aug 2026

• And that rock? The moon.

  on World's first GPS-free quantum navigation trial succeeds at sea in c/technology@lemmy.world · 30 Aug 2026

• I’d close my eyes and spin in circles in my desk chair, trying to guess if I could hear the content nearly finish loading.

  on We ignored the signs. in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev · 25 Aug 2026

• Yes. I was trying to make the point that everyone should treat these invasive technologies the same way they would treat someone trying to mix feces into their sugar. No one who is even mildly serious about protecting themselves or cooking should welcome any compromise on either. They’re not safe, and they’re not sane choices.

  on Flock CEO calls for ‘compromise’ as surveillance company faces growing backlash | TechCrunch in c/technology@lemmy.world · 25 Aug 2026

• There’s gotta be a compromise for how deep I can stick my unwashed poop-covered fingers in your bag of sugar. Do I not use the bidet and wipe too hard? Do I like exploring each turd in the toilet, or guessing how many pieces of corn are in each one while they’re coming out? That’s none of your business! Your only job is to decide how to tolerate my poopie fingers churning in your sugar.

  on Flock CEO calls for ‘compromise’ as surveillance company faces growing backlash | TechCrunch in c/technology@lemmy.world · 25 Aug 2026

• Maybe we can get our hands on some of those Volvo lidar modules to combat all these cameras around us? “Your assumed right to record me doesn’t overrule my right to make high resolution 3D scans of everywhere I go.”

  on Teen Boys Are Using Meta Glasses to Terrorize Girls at High Schools and Middle Schools in c/technology@lemmy.world · 23 Aug 2026

• How does that even change the situation to make things safer? Are they gonna crash the drone into a suspect to diffuse a situation? Unless Flock is advertising domestic drone strikes, then the only feasible deliverables are more spying and more profiling.

  on Flock Is Quietly Selling Powerful Drones That Scan License Plates From the Sky in c/technology@lemmy.world · 23 Aug 2026

• As a panel of expert witnesses, bring in more 8-year-olds to demonstrate how to play Roblox. Add a mandatory checkbox that includes an attestation stating that the company is criminally liable and a requirement that these children must kick the entire C-suite to death.

  Let’s see how binding check boxes still are, and to what degree minors are expected to process and follow their commitments.

  on Roblox argues 8-year-old waived rights in wrongful death lawsuit in c/technology@lemmy.world · 20 Aug 2026

• Should I be hanged?

  Only if you really want to be. Maybe you’re into that? You should probably use a buddy system, though.

  on East Tennessee commissioner says Flock CEO should be hanged in c/privacy@lemmy.ml · 19 Aug 2026

• font you dare insult css

  Count Docula fonts to suck your blood

  on static/styles.css in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev · 16 Aug 2026

• I want people to find my face at the starting runway, and my skull in some field 7 miles away from where the plane landed.

  on First test flight of largest all-electric aircraft used just $5 of electricity in c/technology@lemmy.world · 15 Aug 2026

• @GreenKnight23@lemmy.world used nuh-uh. It’s SUPER EFFECTIVE!

  on Everyone's asking, 'Who's Json?', but nobody's asking, 'How's Json?' in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev · 14 Aug 2026

• Only princes do, and only when they’re super old and have ruined countless lives. After that, they’re sentenced to being treated as royalty while being addressed like a normal: a fate worse than death!

  on AI agents aren’t legally responsible for any harm that they cause, experts say. So who is? in c/technology@lemmy.world · 13 Aug 2026

• Sprechen sie YAML?

  on Everyone's asking, 'Who's Json?', but nobody's asking, 'How's Json?' in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev · 13 Aug 2026

• I keep considering the same thing, except only letting myself register so that I can have my own stupid instance name.

  on I need a new hobby, I'm going to set up my own Lemmy instance. Am I an idiot? in c/selfhosted@lemmy.world · 12 Aug 2026