Dattebayo
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member since 17 Feb 2025 15:23
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And they were Roommates Rule
D.I.S.C.O Rule
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I came here to make fun on this lyrically uncomplex song, but god damn is it actually a banger
I'll put out the good rule for you
GTA 6 leaks: Rockstar's nightmare or just a blip?
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GTA 6 leaks: Rockstar's nightmare or just a blip?
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- on Overkill, really in c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 46m ago
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on Pedestrian rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8h ago
For the game to hold my attention, it needs interesting physics and mechanics. GTA4 had that, GTA5 did not, and GTA6 just looks like a re-skin of 5 with more content filled in.
I want a game where I can climb a drainpipe, break into a house, smash a wall, and the crime stats in that area go up whilst property values go down.
I want to dig a tunnel under a highway, rig it with explosives and wait for enemies to drive over it.
I want to fly a helicopter into a office building, step out into whatever floor Im on whilst stunned workers look at me angrily, and I bow in apology to piss them off further.
The destruction can be wiped away before every mission - that’s fine - but I want the world to react to my actions in it
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on Youre In Prison Right Now Rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1d ago
oh nice correction, thanks. I was envisioning a snowball cascading down a mountain, dropping in height potential and aggregating in troublesome mass. I’ll change it to tanked though, that does fit better
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on I love fun quizzes like this. Let’s all share! in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev · 1d ago
“Cat! The cat” like “Portugal. the man”
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on I love fun quizzes like this. Let’s all share! in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev · 1d ago
“Little Beblib Bau”
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on I love fun quizzes like this. Let’s all share! in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev · 1d ago
Or “Little Whatty Kiddo” as we like to call him ^-^
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on Youre In Prison Right Now Rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1d ago
I used to work in a spanish company in a tiny office with 4 people, and I found it so easy to tune them out when they were speaking with each other in spanish. Then I worked for a british company, and my concentration just snowballed tanked
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on ah yes in c/animemes@ani.social · 2d ago
god that’s dangerous and cosy
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on dating tips in c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 4d ago
I’m good yea, but nah not a Pm yet just a high ranking MP. You?
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on dating tips in c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 4d ago
Yes/F/Cali
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on DSP clears Wolverine's motorcycle section without player input in c/games@lemmy.world · 4d ago
strong agree
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on Oh no, she's hot! in c/yurimemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 Sep 2026
Hey Adora…
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on "Apolitical" rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 Sep 2026
Oh, I’m talking about this:
single-terraced house with a shop on the corner
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on "Apolitical" rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 Sep 2026
But we do have resources available right now to provide a home to every single family in the UK, it’s a matter of policy that we dont
Yes yes in a fair resource based economy we’d all be sharing resources equally and minimising our impact on the world, but that’s an opinion that should come from someone who doesn’t own several
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on Perpetual ruletion in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 Sep 2026
If I find a ryhthm with the carpet friction, I can…
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on Dattebayo in c/animemes@ani.social · 14 Sep 2026
Anne of Green Gables actor whatsherface
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on watch me in c/femcelmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 Sep 2026
waitress all dressed like nurses in bondage, writes me a cheque and says “I want you to sign this”
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on Peer reviewing is torture now in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev · 12 Sep 2026
Use ponytail to keep 50 line changes to 1 line, and use rtk to save tokens.
Also use an assistant to checkout someone else’s diff and review it in chunks
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on The Wirule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 Sep 2026
Same. Planning-with-files has saved my ass more times than I can count.
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on Ireland Rules in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 Sep 2026
*raises eyebrow* maybe not in your Bible…
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on This Sentence Is Not A Rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 Sep 2026
these are falsehoods, not ambiguous nonsense
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on This Sentence Is Not A Rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 Sep 2026
There isn’t a place on Earth I’d rather not be
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on This Sentence Is Not A Rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 Sep 2026
Teach a man to fish and he’ll eat for a day, give a man a fish and he’ll eat for the rest of his (*stab*) life.
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on Bites & Bytes in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev · 10 Sep 2026
jeremy
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on Bites & Bytes in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev · 10 Sep 2026
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on Ireland Rules in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 Sep 2026
The king’s gooey material is pumped into our drinking water, and his royal genes are so chad that we all become queens and thus maintain the replacement rate thus keeping the population stable and the gene pool pure. God bless this fair land!
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on I'm sick of hearing and even reading about GTA 6 in c/games@lemmy.world · 9 Sep 2026
I just want to hear about the free build floating out in the wild. Or how long it will take for Empress and her Glorious Might to crack the damn thing.
It took over a year for them to crack RDR2
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on If I'm not perfect, I'm a failrule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 Sep 2026
same! though mine was between 2016 and 2025, and was to do with escorts
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on audacity is a very versatile program in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 Sep 2026
It’s really not bad at video editing, though surprisingly it has issues with keyframing. KDEnlive is currently king
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on Love crime in c/animemes@ani.social · 3 Sep 2026
You might have a point
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on Love crime in c/animemes@ani.social · 3 Sep 2026
She’s calling for the complete extinction of an intelligent species. I understand the paradox of intolerance, but humans/elves have proven they can best Demons without having to resort to that, and yet it’s a path she’s more than happy to choose
Plus, there’s so much magic to learn from them, and all that knowledge will be snuffed out. It just feels a little excessive
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on Love crime in c/animemes@ani.social · 3 Sep 2026
M: Demons are immensely powerful.
F: True.
M: They wield magic we simply do not.
F: True.
M: We reverse-engineer their techniques to even be comparable.
F: True.
M: They understand emotions and logic in order to decieve us.
F: True.
M: So as intelligent beings they are capable of being reasoned with.
F: NOOOO THEY ARE MINDLESS BEASTS AND DESERVE TO DIE. KILL THEM ALL, EVEN THEIR YOUNG!
M: … -
on New compression technique in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev · 3 Sep 2026
It’s pronounced “Piff Es” for anyone wondering
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on the legends tell of a transfem whose glasses weren't round in c/transmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 Sep 2026
My initial reaction was “are you in a perpetual state of winking?”
Then I checked your other posts, and no they work fine. Am still surprised such thing exists
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on girl horny 💖 in c/femcelmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 Sep 2026
This is due to their mating cycles, because in winter the bucks are only a little horny but the does cycles’ are in the shop for their annual tuneup
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on girl horny 💖 in c/femcelmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 31 Aug 2026
well that’s great Rudolph, but could you please concentrate? We’re losing altitude fast
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on reason enough to fail the interview in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev · 31 Aug 2026
I think it means when the method is barely better O(Exp), even on ordered sets
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on He's clear. in c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 26 Aug 2026
“Don’t shoot! I’m a puppy linux user!”
guards are overcome by cuteness
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on The fact that you can’t run through Windows setup w/o internet and an online account is absolute bullshit in c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 25 Aug 2026
Powershell is just json with jq abilities
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on Suffering in c/gaming@lemmy.world · 24 Aug 2026
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on GTA 6 leaks: Rockstar's nightmare or just a blip? in c/technology@lemmy.world · 24 Aug 2026
I think this a little, but not completely as these leaks show very mild footage. Nothing to wow the audience other than “huh isn’t this just V gameplay with extra peds?”
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on GTA 6 leaks: Rockstar's nightmare or just a blip? in c/technology@lemmy.world · 24 Aug 2026
In the past, cross porting a game took time and effort. With today’s toolchains? Cross compiling is built-in to the SDK. The delay of a PC release is a clear cash grab
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on GTA 6 leaks: Rockstar's nightmare or just a blip? in c/technology@lemmy.world · 24 Aug 2026
Smooth and dusty visuals instead of detailed and sharp ones you might get in a more modern game like Cyberpunk for example
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on GTA 6 leaks: Rockstar's nightmare or just a blip? in c/technology@lemmy.world · 24 Aug 2026
But the immersion!
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on GTA 6 leaks: Rockstar's nightmare or just a blip? in c/technology@lemmy.world · 24 Aug 2026
Other way around for me: if it’s true, ransom or not it will be released. I just don’t think it’s true
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on GTA 6 leaks: Rockstar's nightmare or just a blip? in c/technology@lemmy.world · 24 Aug 2026
They’re claiming they’ve got the entire source code include latest build, and will happily release the source via a deadman’s switch if their demands are not met.
This is good popcorn
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on GTA 6 leaks: Rockstar's nightmare or just a blip? in c/technology@lemmy.world · 24 Aug 2026
maps and videos, one of playing basketball and another with highway driving.
And its… really underwhelming? Other than the graphics being last-gen terrible, it looks like I’m looking at a GTA 5 mod.
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on This meme is the goat in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 22 Aug 2026
relax, it’s a kind of Trifendo
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on Queer flirting as a guy in a nutshell [Rule] in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 22 Aug 2026
Fire Island
For any non-US people. No it’s not the island where Zuko and the gang have the beach episode. It’s a real island near New York / Long Island
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on Flrulep in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 22 Aug 2026
you’re probably right, but I have a feeling the social commentary side of Rockstar left when Dan Houser and Lazlo went, leaving what I suspect to just be the cruelty behind without the satire…
You’re telling me that a Japanese (Nippon) person with wild mood swings and low self esteem who identifies as a trans sister, also runs Linux? How is this news.