c/animemes@ani.social · MiRRoRMaN@ani.social · 10 Aug 2026 17:04 Why can't I get a Japanese girlfriend? https://bsky.app/profile/50shadesofseoul.bsky.social/post/3msqep37wcs2x check post at origin
Step 1: move to Japan. Step 2: get down on your knees and beg every single woman you meet to be your girlfriend. Statistically it has to work eventually.
Honestly the odds will be better than you’d think
Where’s your mech, dude? Can’t have a Japanese girlfriend if you don’t pilot a mech, smh.
being really good at drifting your dad’s tofu delivery car works too.
Thats a very good idea.
im going to make you my plaything nigga
im going to rape you nigga
As Tomás from that problematic show has said:
this is dank nigga lets rape a cub together