c/femcelmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone · kewwwi@lemmy.world · 7 Aug 2026 17:41

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@whosepoopisonmybuttocks@sh.itjust.works · 7 Aug 2026

Sunscreen, diet, exercise, low stress, good genetics - these will be your requisites.

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- @gegil@sopuli.xyz · 7 Aug 2026
  
  The last one unfortunally sucks for me
  
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  - @gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 Aug 2026
    
    The rest can cancel out the last one tbh
    
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- @WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 8 Aug 2026
  
  How tf are you supposed to avoid stress nowadays? Be born rich?
  
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  - @shani66@ani.social · 8 Aug 2026
    
    Lay flat! I might not have a future, but like i wasn’t gonna have one of those anyway
    
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- @architect@thelemmy.club · 8 Aug 2026
  
  You’ll look older if you’re fit, actually. It’s more like no sun don’t drink don’t smoke don’t go gray
  
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  - @gandalf_der_12te@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 Aug 2026
    
    *it should be clarified that this means “don’t drink alcohol”
    
    do drink water pls
    
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    - @N0tTr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 Aug 2026
      
      no, don’t drink water
      
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- @funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 8 Aug 2026
  
  nah I’m just getting by on genetics
  
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- @Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 8 Aug 2026
  
  No. It’s just the last one…
  
  Sorry.
  
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