c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 Sep 2026 00:34 Garlic rules check post at origin
…please tell me that you all sleep in the same bed like ‘Charlie The Chocolates’ elderly family.
Wait… ^whisper ^it ^to ^me
Yes
whispers: we all slept in the same bed, half head to feet, as that allows the most adults to fit in one bed.
crawls into bed and whispers gently into your ear…
“^Hope ^there’s ^room ^for ^another, ^garlic ^breath ^family”
opens mouth show it to me. Breathe into my face.
Get a room
leaves a path of garlic petals leading to the door of said room
Excuse me, sir or madam or something else…we explicitly rented this escape room for several days. Why are you telling us to “get a room?” We paid good money for this experience. GUARDS! ESCORT THE INTRUDER FROM THIS GARLIC BED!!!