Brem
A pedantic & cynical animal who is very concerned for our collective future.
member since 9 Jun 2024 16:39
Ignore the illuminating lamp and poorly configured compass & square. I am a human. Thank you for attending this composition of digital sharing. Please join us. By us… I mean plural me, and hopefully you & them too. Thank you for giving me permission to make you us. Tomorrow or maybe another day, we will become all. All is everything, and everything is us.
Hereby, I now submit to the court, Exhibit X! My first edition copy of “How To Stop Worrying And Start Living”
Jury gasps
And it’s companion piece, “How To Win Friends And Influence People”, also a first edition
Jury begins vomiting on each other, furiously
May I now request that Exhibit X approach the bench?
Judge becomes visibly moist
Thankfully, everything I am surrounded with has a reason to plead insanity.
Does circuit bending a keyboard count?
…'cause that I can do.
Good point. If Brandan Carr or whatever the fuck the cuck in charge of the FCC is named requires talk shows like Kimmel to do equal time for both candidates, it’s only fair that we have both sides forced onto AM.
Sure, it’ll be a bunch of ranting talking heads at 6 AM, but like others have said, you don’t have to listen.
This will probably end up backfiring when Stephen Colbert or Matt Stone/Trey Parker take over AM radio with guest spots, using clips of Alex Jones on 55 AM “The Frog”.
If I was 10 years younger, sure; I’d be worried about this.
I’m old enough now to know that I’ve already done the best things I could do & I did them before the apocalypse.
You’ll thank me when you find 20 Terabytes of data collected over 25 years, buried in lead containers at the location I sent out 12 years ago.
… consider it a side quest.
(But in all honesty, you seem to have your shit together when it comes to this. Hopefully dire situations need not arise or require this knowledge, but I’m glad you have it.)
No, but I’ll turn the other way if you want to eliminate racist bullshit
I think any lessons they have to teach, has already been learned from enough
What if…
(motions you to come closer)
^morse ^code ^can ^say ^racist ^bullshit ^also
In the event of a crisis, the only thing I need isn’t radio. The last thing I need is to be told “everything is under control & being handled by the best people” right before “the best people” destroy the planet.
Many remote areas rely on AM because it travels better.
I dare you to travel 40 years into the future and stay in an area that believes the shit they push on morning talk shows, in the woods.
Many of the mountain towns rely on AM because it travels better…
This has serious implications for a nation already crippled by stupidity, fear & hate.
“How about you use your prehensile tail to vote!?”
(this message was brought to you by MTV/Paramount)
Bweep boo bo do-wop. Zee do dow
This episode is sponsored by beef:
“Beef! We promise it ain’t horses!”
I’ve already seen this episode, it’s a rerun!
Putin strangles Trump and hangs him from the ceiling (using Trump’s underwear, which is delivered in multiples because Donnie shits his pants at least every hour)
When the Norwegian guards try to secure the evidence, Kash Patel sneaks underneath them (he’s short and supports beastiality)
He is wearing a shirt that says “I fucked a cat yesterday” and declares that Donald hung himself.
Putin then whispers into Kash’s ear. “Very well, the deed is done”
Camera pans to JD humping a couch
“Here we go again!” jaydee says.
*Cue theme song
Does The Hague still exist or is it just a city now?
Nobody who matters is supporting his actions. Take them all, I can speak for the rest; we don’t stand for this!
For sure.
They don’t move gracefully or anything, and only answer questions with a raised hand… but if your job is to vote or lift napkins; they are deceptively convincing.
Aldous would be hunched over from perspective & the weight of understanding.
George is standing tall with a trail of aspiring writers behind him.
Issac is hiding in a cave, pondering the essence of technology.
Ray is floating in a vacuum of space, imagining the concept of oxygen.
All are exactly the same height, 1 book tall. Unless you are counting their bones, which are likely mostly brittle or ash.
Thanks, but I am already known.
…also, pigs are to power as bacon is to greed?
[pigs are to bacon as power is to greed](youtu.be/8zYYEXzaiKo?
Well hell, the Nazis had Meth during WWII & we already know that you can take a human and stretch it around a robotic skeleton & parade it around like Weekend at Bernie.
The brain doesn’t even need to function, but in the case of Mitchy-bot; they decided to keep it so they could use his greedful lust to manipulate him into raising his hand to vote for pain and fear.
God (or Gods or god or gods) is/are blessing this world with all of the poop. It makes us stronger!
Fun fact: Waluigi is famously the evil version of Luigi
Living on Earth is a nightmare from a privacy perspective.
They have space binoculars pointed at you & AI is allowing them to transcribe everything you say into words even they can understand
Cops are usually one of two things.
bullied future stalker
(rarely) defending us from bullied future stalker
No, you’re all getting it wrong.
Collect books, and use the microplastic that you have ingested over the years to build a water-tight caccoon in a cave to protect them.
Everything else simply requires rocks and/or genitalia. Or the absence of rocks and/or genitalia.
Such is a way.
Excuse me, sir or madam or something else…we explicitly rented this escape room for several days. Why are you telling us to “get a room?” We paid good money for this experience. GUARDS! ESCORT THE INTRUDER FROM THIS GARLIC BED!!!
Yes, it is Chrono Trigger, arguably the best RPG of all time.
crawls into bed and whispers gently into your ear…
“^Hope ^there’s ^room ^for ^another, ^garlic ^breath ^family”
…please tell me that you all sleep in the same bed like ‘Charlie The Chocolates’ elderly family.
Wait… ^whisper ^it ^to ^me
If it’s ever “too much garlic” (which isn’t a real thing) you can always add more of the other “food”
Easy fix.
Sleep on juicy steaks, eat salt-water on the daily.
This one?
It’s easily the best port, way better than the PS1, PC or Mobile version. New game+, it has two extra “chapters/features” (they are okay-ish) and the original graphics remain intact, with minor improvements.
As for the second screen, it is used to display the map, stats, and menus while not in battle, and used for commands whilst in battle (thus freeing up the entire top screen for animations)
Photo of what I’m playing today (as a reply to posting daily screenshots from games they are playing)
Day 001
I recently read this really cute phrase above a hole carved into a bathroom stall…
It read: “Gonna make you squirt like the neck of Charlie Kirk”
Honestly, I blushed. It’s just so damned sweet to be so generous.
Rule
I liked that at the end as well…
Beep boop ba “Roger Ralphs, please report to the trash compactors on the detention level. Is Roger Ralphs present?”
Thank you, I’m too drunk to argue with this nerd ;)
Flock off, mother flockers.
Axon is here to mother your fucks!!!
Also, If your motherboard installs something through a bios update, that has nothing to do with your OS. It comes before.
Android runs on Linux, wouldn’t you agree that Android is compromised?
It’s baked into a ton of hardware updates these days. Trust me, in 5-10 years it’ll be a big deal if we don’t do something about it…like yesterday.
Also, OS doesn’t matter if it’s a bios update.
Keep it as long as possible, the new shit suuuucks, is built to break & riddled with adware.
Back in my day ;) we had to worry about keeping up with the newest tech because you needed it for the best games or whatever.
These days, my desktop from 2014 can run all of the new games that I want to play (yes, even the demanding ones) It has 32 gigs ram and a 1660 Ti. That’s really all I need, especially since most of the games I enjoy AREN’T new.
You have permission to not 100% achievements (at least from this Lemmyier… Lemmier?)
Don’t forget that the journey is far more important than the destination, in most cases. Do what thoust will, but need not thee feel burden of completion. Many things cannot be. May I recommend taking recommendations? I wish not to upset balance, I am simply the wind.