For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.
Holy shit. All these years, I never understood the dolphins were criticizing us for New York and the wheel. I always thought, when did they invent stuff?
My coffee (all ethically sourced, compostable pods, not “nespresso” and owned by Australians) and my wine club (buying excess stock with spelling mistakes on the labels etc. that would otherwise be scrapped)
I don’t pay for TV or movies or music. I listen to the radio.
Holy shit. All these years, I never understood the dolphins were criticizing us for New York and the wheel. I always thought, when did they invent stuff?
They are criticizing us because we invented stuff and they never had to.
Is that a shark in the water?
Why is the Fin… Jelly?
I pay for more recurring donations to causes that need it then on subscriptions.
Oh-OH YEAH!? Well I can buy like…17 bananas right now!
What could they cost, 170 Dollars?
I have two things that I subscribe to
My coffee (all ethically sourced, compostable pods, not “nespresso” and owned by Australians) and my wine club (buying excess stock with spelling mistakes on the labels etc. that would otherwise be scrapped)
I don’t pay for TV or movies or music. I listen to the radio.
I think about going back into the forest often these days…