c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone ·
gandalf_der_12te@lemmy.blahaj.zone ·
13 Sep 2026 22:37 · edited
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i’m not entirely sure what it says. i think on the left: “The cats in 1800. Today i have decimated a whole colony of rats and finished two birds by the way”. On the right: “The cats in 2026. You have changed my ?? and ???”.
i found it still funny though
2. You changed my kibbles so I’ve got the shits.
C’est vrai, chat?
Chat, est-ce que je suis cuit ?
Je vois quoi tu as fait là-bas.
spoiler
Croquette is cat food? 🤯
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Croquette roughly originally means nugget, but by extension effectively means kibble.
Du coup roughly means “as a result”.
Chiasse is diarrhoea.
So the right reads: you changed my kibble, and so I got diarrhoea.
While I’m fact checking though: cats have never been good rat killers. Mice, yes, but rats are too big. A cat could absolutely kill a rat, but the risk to it would be too great. They’d rather avoid it and go for easier prey.
Oh my cat definitely killed rats or rat-sized mousoids.
Have watched my cat come home with a rat the same size as herself in her mouth once. Maybe they would only go for already weakened ones though.
I believe the right says “You changed my kibble and now I have diarrhea.”