c/programmer_humor@programming.dev · cannedtuna@lemmy.world · 28 Aug 2026 00:24 def hssss(): check post at origin Crossposted from lemmy.world/post/51201536
The guy learning Rust:
draws a smiley face on an old rusty iron pan and proceeds talking to it
I like rusty spoons.
ok well there was your mistake, you have to talk to a crab
isn’t the language named after the fungi rust
There will be robot replica Legolas one day and we should make it say this line
I tried this first-hand. I asked a Python what data classes were and when I should use them. The Python hissed at me. Now, whenever someone suggests using data classes, I just hiss at them. It’s a technique that’s saved me and my code a dozen times!
The guy learning Web Ontology Language:
!programmer_humor@programming.dev
If I give you another mouse will you tell me how to do AI?
at night they say “Nee!”