c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 23 Sep 2026 12:25

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@merde@sh.itjust.works · 1d ago

First time I’ve read it, my skull sponge corrected it to “touch grass, kill yourself” and i couldn’t understand. Then words fell back into their places.

this made me actually laugh. thanks

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- @Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 23h ago
  
  that was indeed the joke i think
  
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@Klear@piefed.world · 1d ago

Everytime you kill a kitten, God masturbates

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- @DmMacniel@feddit.org · 1d ago
  
  So… we can blue ball him?
  
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  - @zitrone@europe.pub · 1d ago
    
    this is a logical fallacy en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denying_the_antecedent
    
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@Gonzako@lemmy.world · 1d ago

Nah, I’d rather you do it

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- @N0tTr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9h ago
  
  Can you all please stop killing grass
  
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