c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · als@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 Sep 2026 21:24 cereal rule check post at origin
Straight to jail
Believe it or not, also gaol.
ick no no no no ewwwwwwww
If aliens ever visit they will see this image and immediately glass the entire surface of the planet.
Well deserved.
… that’s a weighted blanket, is it not? it looks like the one i have. that makes this even worse.
Never had a weighted blanket. Why is that worse?
Expensive
cuz it would be… wet AND heavy
It looks just like mine too, and the thought of washing that thing is just “oh no”
(But it is definitely comfy to sleep under!)
the washing machine makes fun noises when 20 pounds is being flung around off center! it does a little happy dance!
This is Not what breakfast in bed means
Bed in Breakfast
This is breakfast on bed
Can you don’t ?
take your special k eating ass straight to jail
only special K i consume is going directly up my nose
Was this an intentional choice?
Me realizing I’m not at my lowest low yet!
I support this being made into an instant jail without parole crime
I hate this, have your upvote and begone
begone
Brrr! You’re gonna be “strawberry awake” now for sure!
Y y y delilah
The penalty shall be death.
She likes it
Why is everyone in the comments assuming that blanket isn’t waterproof? Let’s give OOP the benefit of the doubt and let them enjoy their depression meal on their own terms.
also eating off your crotch, on the blanket.