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hasan piker (guy on the right) does not represent the left and is not worthy of your attention.
he is actively making abdul el-sayed’s chances at election worse and i am frustrated about it given the stakes so i made this meme.
because like. my absolute BESTIE abdul el-sayed is out here working miracles at home trying to keep poc, migrant, low-income, queer, etc. people alive and doing the actual work of building a coalition, including making real inroads with his Jewish constituency, while being explicitly pro-Palestinian and rejecting AIPAC money.
hasan piker has made a handful of appearances with both abdul and zohran, but now abdul is getting viciously smeared for hasan’s own words, with fox news literally turning things hasan said into attack-ad material against him. and hasan just will not read the room and step back.
this is the same BOZO hasan piker who wears mao outfits, plays literal terrorist propaganda videos for his friends and goes “they’re just very musical people,” denies the Uyghur genocide, supports the invasion of Tibet, lies about queer rights in China while going on tours, and has said enough insane shit that even my OTHER bestie zohran mamdani disavowed him months ago. and the room is STILL unread and some people are trying to tell me i have to fall on the sword for piker.
do i have to beg ;;;;;;
i just want candidates who aren’t evil to win :’(
(TikTok screencap)
transcription: bouncer: “id please” me: “okay here” bouncer: “this is just a recipt for some heelys you bought” me: has already heelied past him bouncer: under breath “fuck that was so cool”
cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/65577152
i did some research, and apparently this format is officially called “coolyori”, which sounds like “cool yuri”, which is very based.
also, i’ve ditched imagefilp! i found the original meme on knowyourmeme and cleaned it up a bit using pixelorama and krita (it’s perfectly square now, and the dividing lines are pixel-perfect. i also fixed the background, which was very noisy, since that makes it difficult to recolour).
i got the logos from the wikimedia commons.
sauce: my alcoholic escape from reality
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EmilyZhou@reversibledestiny.bsky.socialtoday in maria hernandez park i watched a baby squirrel fall dead from a tree and the two lesbians sitting next to me used it as an opportunity to introduce themselves to each other
one of them to the other: “the gay community has had a hard week. dolly parton, tim curry, that squirrel…”
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inspired by Maria’s last post, I thought I ought to show off my custom keyboard I made with my girlfriend! It’s a fucked up layout that I like. It’s technically open source but I really wouldn’t recommend it as I’ve never bothered to actually get the screen working 🥴
Here’s a closer-up of the custom xenia keycaps I got made

And here’s a close-up of the silkscreened comic sans text

some of these are good, others suck 🤷♀️

I’m a fan of “presidential”

auto erotic asphyxiation purple really takes the cake tbh
I got a new toy that has 2 different vibrators in one around the same time I started taking progesterone regularly again and oughh yeah that’s one hell of a combo x.x

ok nobody on Lemmy is gonna get this one but I have been referencing “this moid my type” to myself CONSTANTLY

also uh rule I guess
No one writes this text with a straight face, right? Right?
(Really we need less chill, but shitpost is a shitpost)
this debate was good you should watch it www.youtube.com/watch?v=7h2u08YH6Gw