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burger? DAY 75 [OC, brainmade]

photo taken on a bed. the bed has orange sheets and a thick red patterned blanket on it. there is a blahaj shark plushy on the blanket in the background. there is a cardboard box with the text "baby burger" largely printed on it. on the box, a single "baby burger" is displayed. it has mayonaise, lettuce, tomatoes, a patty and ketchup on it. it is rather small. text overtop says "will you be my baby burger?". bottom right says "by maria on lemmy".
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will you? imagine how i’d hold you.

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i’ve had this image since march this year and i have somehow not used it in a post yet. now i have.

i present to you: baby burgers. the one displayed is the baby whopper. not very whopping, is it?

anyway, i’m a bit hungry but also not really soooo umm imma go eepy sleepy now. it’s late and i got group therapy tomorrow ~ughhhh~ ~it~ ~sucks~ ~so~ ~bad…~ and i might visit BK afterwards sooooo yea whatever. maybe. maybe not. probably? dunno. can’t tell, am not hungry rn.

just so u know: the burgers are not all that tasty. they are fine, but you should just get regular burgers instead.

i wish you a wonderful day where you, even if just temporarily, turn into someones baby burger ~

i want. DAY 69 [OC, brainmade]

digitally made voting poster for "Robert Habeck", who is a german politician. text on it says "i want ROBERT HABECK as our chancellor. why him?" then there is a list of reasons to have him be chancellor. first is "he's an absolute cutiepie" with a heart. next to that sentence he responds shily "no i'm not" which gets responded with "oh yes you are!". the following points are "looks reallly polite and honest. is really polite and honest. gets shy on interviews, likes heat pumps, is not Friedrich Merz (our current chancellor who is generally very hated), seems smart, feels pretty human". at the end the list becomes harder to read. one can barely make out the last entries "is a really sweet boy" and "looks really good". there is an image oh him holding a sign very passionately which says "I will be good, I promise". bottom left says "by maria on lemmy"
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he’s suuuuch a cutie - just - god. he’s so good and nice and never actively lies. worse case is he lies because he literally forgot. such a honest lil man.

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i’m FINALLY COUGHT UP with all the posts!!! doesn’t mean i’m done making them, but i’m finally back to being on track. so when tomorrows post will be number 70, it’ll actually be the 70th day of me making daily posts. that is good.

oh yea, this is totally not a political statement, i’d just really like this guy cuz he always seemed so honest. he’d slip on stuff sometimes but… how could you get mad at this shy llittle wittle guy??? impossible.

i wish you a wonderful day in which things turn to the better for you <3